Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run – Chapter Nine – Tin Man

Trans-Contiental: Cannon Belle Run by E. Chris Garrison Pictured: a stylized steampunk airship silhouette against a blue background with hexagonal clouds.

Here’s the next chapter in my new novel, Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run! This is the third book in the Trans-Continental series, which can be read independently of Girl in the Gears and Mississippi Queen if you’re curious.

This book is being written as a serial, published and collected on this site and on Royal Road, if you want to read ahead.

Note: Reality Check, Trans-Continental, and The Multiverse Blues all occur in the same multiverse, in that chronological order.

Chapter Eight – Thomas and Goldie

Chapter Nine – Tin Man

Friday rode astride a giant mechanical albatross, screeching as she swooped down out of the sky toward me. She carried a metal staff, topped with four blunt tines, which she used to prod her mount into action. Violet flames erupted from her eye sockets.

I turned and ran, my feet sinking into sticky, spongy mud, and each step pulled at my boots with a sickening sucking sound. I moved at a snail’s pace past a glistening yellow lump the size of a haystack. A huge cluster of dark purple spheres greeted me on the far side of the lump. The avian machine struck me across the shoulders and knocked me face first into the sticky ground—not mud at all, but thick maple syrup, covering pancakes wider than the Clair de Lune.

As I rolled over, Friday stood over me, and she raised her hand to slap me across the face.

“Ida!” she cried, but her voice was that of Captain Levi. “Ida, wake up, ye lazy girl! We’re under attack!”

I blinked as his face became Levi, his face backlit by sunlight streaming in through gauzy curtains behind him. “What? Huh? Levi?”

“Of course it’s me! Get up, we gotta go. Now!

I turned out not to be covered with syrup, so I rubbed my face with my hands and sat up on the sofa where I’d been napping. “Attack? What’s going on?”

Levi pulled me to my feet. “Dionne spotted Friday’s warship, it’s hoverin’ a couple miles away to the west. Won’t come any closer, for some reason, but it dropped off a coupla babayagas. They’re gonna be here soon!”

I let him lead me out of the house and onto the porch, where Thomas and Goldie stood, looking off to the east, where the dark mass of Friday’s massive airship loomed like bad weather.

“Thomas, are we still safe here?” I asked our bearded host.

He adjusted his hat and didn’t turn to look at me. “She wouldn’t dare. I retired.”

Levi cleared his throat. “You don’t know her, she’s more’n a little moonstruck, if you know what I’m sayin’.”

Thomas whirled, his eyebrows gathering like storm clouds over the dangerous blue flash of his eyes. “You’re mistaken. I do know Friday Melancon. She has the ear of the Emperor, but she deals in unnatural technologies. She was the final straw for me, the reason I retired. Come, I have urgent business to attend to!”

Levi and I trotted along behind Thomas, accompanied by Goldie, who delighted in the fast pace. I glanced at the barn, where I could see Duffy and Dionne leading horses to drag the Clair de Lune out of the massive barn. I pressed Thomas for more information. “Where are we going? How are you going to stop her?”

Our host gave me no reply, and I was left staring at his back as he broke into a long-gaited run toward a tall silo.

Sooty steam poured from an opening near the domed peak of the silo, and as Thomas reached it, the corrugated tin side of the structure split vertically as enormous doors swung wide to reveal something that stopped me in my tracks.

When I was little, I had a tin toy, a little metal man with a key in his back. If you turned the key and wound it up, it would walk across the floor, waving its stiff arms up and down like an angry sleepwalker. The little man had a grinning, inhuman face, with windows set into its chest. Painted in the windows were the tiny faces of two serious-looking men.

When I asked my father why there were people inside the metal man, he told me of a war out west where the enemy used iron giants as monstrous foot soldiers, with people inside to pilot them. I asked him whether the iron giants were still out there, ready to stomp us all, and he just laughed. He told me that no one used the iron giants anymore, not now that we have great airships.

Inside Thomas Dillard’s silo stood an iron giant, steam and smoke curling from its grinning metal teeth. A rickety wooden ladder led up its leg and waist, and the giant’s chest stood open and ready for a pilot to board. I now believed that a locomotive could stand up and walk like a man.

Thomas began to climb the ladder with purpose. Halfway up, he called down to us, “Get to your ship and depart immediately. I can no longer guarantee your safety here. But I shall buy you time. And Friday will regret trespassing on my property.”

I stood there in awe of the massive war machine from the past. “I didn’t believe the stories! Why do you have an iron giant, Thomas?”

He snapped off a salute with a grimace as he climbed into the chest cockpit. “This is the Henrietta Cosgrove, a Colossus-class juggernaut! I retired along with it before you were born, I reckon. No time for war stories now! It’s been a pleasure, but now go to your ship! Goldie, mind the house!”

His dog barked twice and loped off back the way we’d come.

“Bejabbers!” cursed Levi as the juggernaut clanged shut and its engines began to chug. “I don’t believe my eyes!”

The goggled face of Thomas Dillard appeared in one of the windows, and he flicked gloved fingers at us in a shooing motion. Groans of old gears accompanied a shower of powdery rust from the juggernaut’s shoulders as its arms flexed to the side, then forward and back.

“We better go,” I said, backing away from the iron giant. “We need to be gone before the babayagas get here. And I don’t want to get stepped on!”

As we walked away from the silo, another mechanical racket reached my ears. Levi shouted, “The babayagas are coming up the road!”

The thud of a colossal iron foot shook the ground beneath our feet, followed by another, and another.

Levi and I broke into a run. Up ahead, the Clair de Lune floated free of the barn. Dionne held the reins of the horses, their yoke laying in the grass behind them. She stood, mouth open and eyes nearly popping out of her head. “Holy crap. Is that a steampunk mecha?”

“A whatpunk whata?” said Duffy, her face split into a delighted smile. “That there is a juggernaut! A legendary war machine from the Great War of the Republics! I’ve never seen one that still worked! I have to go check it out!”

I grabbed her wrist to stop her. “No, Duffy! We’ve got to make our escape while we can! Is the ship airworthy?”

“Yeah, she needs more work, but she’ll fly.” Duffy’s eyes still fixed on the fifty-foot tall metal man in adoration. “But Ida, that’s the most beautiful machine I’ve ever seen! No one even knows how they were made anymore!”

“It’s gorgeous,” breathed Dionne. “It seems impossible. But look at it walk! It could squash a Volkswagen with those feet!”

“Lady, I don’t know what a Volkswagen is,” said Levi. “But I wouldn’t want to be in that thing’s way. Let’s fly!”

Levi climbed up into his ship without another word. Neither Duffy nor Dionne made any move to follow him, so I steered Dionne by her shoulders to the ladder and blocked her view of the juggernaut. With a sigh, she began to climb.

Next, was Duffy. “Duff, come on,” I said, taking her hand.

She tore her gaze from the Henrietta Cosgrove to look me in the eyes. “Are you tellin’ me, you don’t wanna see that thing in action? I gotta see it kick Friday’s babayagas into next week!”

“If we get a head start now, Friday might not be able to catch up. If we stay for the fight, she might get off some missiles. Maybe she’s got a rocket fighter on board? We just don’t know, and I’m definitely not going to make the mistake of underestimating Friday!”

Duffy scowled and shook her hand free of mine so she could start up the ladder after Dionne. “Fine, let’s go. I figure we’ll get a better view of the fight from above, hey?”

I matched her grin and soon we were all in the forward cockpit of the Clair de Lune. Levi threw switches one after another, and pulled back on a heavy lever. The zephyr fans whooshed to life, and the ground fell away below us. He cried out, “Let’s hope spit and twine is enough to hold ‘er together for now! Battle stations!”

Duffy disappeared aft toward the tail gunner’s nest. Dionne and I looked at each other and shrugged and followed her.

The ship thrummed with power, and I had to catch myself on railings more than once as I lost balance with Levi maneuvering the airship this way and that as we climbed up into the sky.

As we reached the aft compartment, I beheld a fantastical sight; the Juggernaut stood, arms straight out to its sides, striding toward two incoming babayagas. The metal chicken-legged steam coaches fired upon the iron giant from turret guns on top of their carriages. The shells, which would wreak terrible damage upon an airship like ours, failed to have any effect on Thomas’ iron giant.

The Henrietta Cosgrove turned out to be armed. One arm spun around and fired like a cannon at the right-hand babayaga, removing one of its legs and causing the steam carriage to fall sideways with a crash.

The juggernaut’s other arm extended into a sword fit for Paul Bunyan, menacing the remaining babayaga like a matador facing a rather small bull. The driver of that vehicle found the presence of mind to turn his babayaga around and began to flee.

“Ball bearings! That thing’s devastating!” crowed Duffy, as she swiveled the rear turret guns in that direction. “I’d help, but we’re out of range.”

“Let’s hope we keep it that way, their guns are nothing to sneeze at either.”

“Oh, I’d say they’re busy enough right now,” said Dionne, pointing. “Look, Thomas is about to skewer that second one!”

I peered past the mechanical melee toward the horizon, where the warship remained stationary. “Why isn’t Friday pursuing us in her warship? It’s not like her to give up so easily.”

“Look!” cried Duffy. “There she is! She just leaped out of the babayaga! She’s on foot! Wait, no, she’s rocketing into the sky!”

I watched in disbelief. “She was the pilot of that babayaga? This, after invading our ship on a glider? This must be personal for her! Why’s she waving like that?”

As I watched, a fine line extended from the massive warship, arcing over the farm and in our direction. At its head was what looked like an arrow with barbs. The scale was such that I knew it couldn’t be a regular arrow, it was too big.

On the ground, the juggernaut pivoted and brought its cannon to track the missile. I saw it fire, but the arrow continued its path, so Thomas must have missed.

Over the speaking tube, Captain Levi called, “Incoming!”

I had just enough time to grab onto a handhold when the ship rocked with the impact, its warhead detonated somewhere above, in the mechanical heart of the Clair de Lune.

The engines stopped and we began to fall.

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Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run – Chapter Eight – Thomas and Goldie

Trans-Contiental: Cannon Belle Run by E. Chris Garrison Pictured: a stylized steampunk airship silhouette against a blue background with hexagonal clouds.

Here’s the next chapter in my new novel, Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run! This is the third book in the Trans-Continental series, which can be read independently of Girl in the Gears and Mississippi Queen if you’re curious.

This book is being written as a serial, published and collected on this site and on Royal Road, if you want to read ahead.

Note: Reality Check, Trans-Continental, and The Multiverse Blues all occur in the same multiverse, in that chronological order.

Chapter Seven – Bat and Rattlesnake

Chapter Eight – Thomas and Goldie

“She actually said ‘home free’,”cried Captain Levi. “Is she daft, temptin’ fate like that? An’ look where we are now!”

I had to admit, I didn’t know where we were now. The Clair de Lune rested on a knob of a hill, lit by the sleepy rays of predawn. The ship’s camouflage remained locked in night mode, black as tar. The hill overlooked silos, barns, and a farmhouse nearby. An older, bearded man with a long rifle and a golden retriever strode towards us at an unhurried pace, still a quarter of a mile away.

“We had no idea the airship would break down,” I began. “And I didn’t see Friday tamper with anything up in the—”

“Yer friend’s such a mechanical expert, hmph! An’ she’s been up there with the weird genius lady for what, a half an hour now? An’ we’re still grounded. How long till Dixie or that batshit crazy Friday an’ her Knobbers catch up ta us? Huh? Mebbe we should jes’ turn blondie over? Save our skins!”

I drew breath to shout at him, but reconsidered and let it out in a gust of frustration. “Levi, we have to talk about that. She’s obviously a dangerous asset. Mags said she couldn’t let Dionne fall into her own country’s hands.”

“That so? Seems like a dingbat, if’n ye ask me. Nobody did, eh? I’m jes’ the pilot, not part of the crew, eh?”

I sighed. “It’s not like that—“

His glare made me take a step backwards. He shook a finger at me. “Yes. It’s exactly like that. Ye don’t see me as part of yer team, an’ I get it. You two are thick as thieves. Thicker. An’ we got history, I know it. But we all work for the Queen now, right? Only, I’m not so sure the two of you do!”

“What? You’re questioning our loyalty? We owe Melony so much. New Orleans is our only home!”

He narrowed his eyes. “An’ yet, yer off dealin’ with yer sister, ain’tcha? An’ pickin’ up a pretty asset, eh? An’ not once have ye said a word about goin’ back to New Orleans. Duffy’s tried to convince me to go further west, more’n once. Don’t think I didn’t notice. Now. Out wit’ it. What’s yer real plan.”

I glanced at the man with the gun and his dog, now nearly in shouting range, certainly in shooting range. “I promise you, Levi, we’ll talk later. But not in front of the farmer.”

Levi shook his finger once more. “I’ll hold ye ta that!”

“Hey! Hello!” cried the farmer, his rifle aimed at the ground in front of him as he approached. “Having some trouble with your ship?”

Levi and I tried to answer him at the same time, but I realized now wasn’t the time to sort out who was in charge, so I let him talk.

“Hey y’all!” said Levi, approaching the man with his empty hands held out in front of him. “Yeah, we were out for a cruise, and a bird got in our fans, so we’re workin’ on it. We’ll be on our way soon.”

The man stopped a dozen paces from us. He wore a long denim coat and a tall hat with a wide brim. His dog circled him once, then sat by his side, eyes on Levi and me, ears perked forward. “I’m Thomas, and this here’s Goldie. Why don’t the two of you come on back to my place, and we’ll have breakfast.”

Levi and I exchanged a look, and I spoke. “I’m Ida, and this is Captain Levi. The rest of the crew’s inside the ship. We shouldn’t stray far.”

“An’ we need ta be on our way,” added Levi, glancing at the Clair de Lune. “Thank ye for yer offer o’ hospitality!”

Thomas favored us with a lazy smile and scanned the skies. “But you’ve got to eat. Everyone’s got to eat. Your crew’ll work smarter on a full stomach. I can whip up some pancakes with butter and syrup! Got some fresh apple butter if you prefer. Sorry, I’m out of coffee, but I have plenty of dandelion root for tea!”

Goldie barked twice and stood, aimed at the ship.

Duffy stuck her head out of the airship hatch. “That bitch left something corrosive that messed up the main wiring harness! Gonna need a serious rewirin’!” She stopped when she noticed our company.

Thomas’s rifle never so much as twitched, so unsurprised was he. His blue eyes sparkled in the first rays of sunlight. “Thomas Dillard, ma’am. And you might be?”

Duffy flushed and grinned. “Beggin’ your pardon, hey? I’m Duffy, I’m the ship’s mechanic.”

“Nice ship you all have there,” drawled Thomas. “Be a shame if your journey were cut short. I’ve got a big barn that might just fit her. Used to be a hangar, during the War.”

“Which war were that?” asked Levi. “We got a few goin’ on right now.”

Thomas smiled and waved a hand vaguely in the air. “The big one, a while back. Wars are such nasty affairs. Breakfast is much more civilized, don’t you think? I can get a team of horses to pull your ship into the barn, and we’ll sit down together. Sound good?”

“Duffy? What’s taking you so long? I need that heterodyne converter—oh.” Dionne appeared in the hatchway behind Duffy and pressed her lips into a line, eyes taking in the scene.

“On second thought,” said Levi, “Breakfast would be de-lightful, sir.”

“No, it’s just ‘Thomas’. No ‘sir’, no rank, no title. Not anymore. Not for my guests!” His smile was as warm as the rising sun behind us. “Come, let’s get your ship into shelter. I fear there’s a storm on the way, and it wouldn’t do to leave such a thing out exposed to the weather.”

I peered up at the wisps of cloud, lit pink by the sunrise. I sniffed the still morning air, and though I detected no sign of bad weather, I decided a farmer knew such things best.

True to his word, Thomas and his plow horses helped us tow the Clair de Lune into the old hangar. The ship was too long to shut the giant barn doors, and it scraped the rafters, but it was better shelter than standing out in the open.

Captain Levi visibly relaxed. “It’ll do. Thank you, Thomas.”

Thomas smiled and waved for us to follow him.

Once inside, he removed his yellow leather boots, and had us remove ours as well. He showed us a basin to wash up. As he stood and waited for us to all complete our ablutions, it seemed that it wasn’t an optional request. Duffy tried to apologize for the soot she left on his old towels, but Thomas wouldn’t hear it.

And then we each found ourselves put to work, beating eggs, churning butter, sifting flour, fetching milk, honey, and blackberry syrup. Dionne took charge of making the tea.

When we all sat down to breakfast, Thomas broke out a harmonica and began to play a merry tune. It struck me as odd to eat while he played, but afterwards he sat and tucked in with the rest of us.

“Tastes better this way, doesn’t it?” said Thomas, sipping his tea.

Dionne smiled. “What, with honey?”

He shook his head. “Certainly, but I meant everything is better if you’ve put in the work yourself. I appreciate the help, of course, but the point was to do something together so we enjoy the result even more.”

Captain Levi chuckled. “Sound like my ol’ memaw. Yer not wrong, though.”

Thomas just smiled, took a forkful of syrupy pancake, and watched the rest of us.

“Thank you for breakfast,” said Dionne. “You’re very kind, and a perfect host.”

Goldie barked twice and sat down next to Thomas. He reached down and touched her nose and laughed. “Seems Goldie likes you. Otherwise, she’d be on her guard. So, where are you all headed in such a hurry?”

I looked at Duffy, and we both looked at Levi.

“California,” said Dionne.

“Is that so?” said Levi, eyes fixed on Dionne.

“That’s something we should discuss with our captain,” I said, the calm of breakfast burned away by rising panic.

“Well,” said Duffy, “It’s clear we can’t go back to New Orleans right away. That’s exactly where Dixie—and Friday—expect us to go.”

“Ain’t California about as out of the way as anything?”

“That’s why they’ll least expect it!”

I coughed. “We shouldn’t trouble Thomas—”

Goldie barked once, and wagged her tail.

“That is, we shouldn’t trouble Thomas and Goldie with this debate.”

Thomas smiled and nodded. “No trouble at all. Not from ol’ Thomas and his Goldie, at least.”

Goldie barked twice and I would swear she winked at me.

“I should think you’d worry more about the storm that’s comin’,” he said, gesturing at the kitchen window behind him, which showed a blue sky with no visible clouds. A willow tree swayed in the gentlest of breezes.

Dionne’s forehead creased. “I don’t see—”

A familiar low growl reached our ears just then, and a shadow passed over the willow tree.

“Dixie!” hissed Duffy. “They’ve found us!”

Levi stood so abruptly that his chair fell over behind him.

Thomas put up both hands and laughed. “No, my friends. You are safe, while you are my guests. No one will bother you here. Let the storm roll past. Have some rest. You look tired. So tired. Please rest a while.”

“We gotta go!” said Duffy, stifling a sudden yawn.

“How ya gonna do that?” asked Levi. “You said she needs rewirin’. An’ even if she were air-worthy, we can’t outrun that aeroplane, ‘specially not in broad daylight.”

The drone of the Dixie aircraft grew softer, then louder, and the iron pans hanging from the walls clanked a nervous ditty in its wake.

Duffy stood and drew her revolver. “I’m not resting with them buzzin’ around up there!”

Thomas shook with laughter, his eyes bright. “Think you’ll shoot ‘em down with that? Even if you could, I won’t have it. There are no wars here. Not on my property. Stay. Rest. Let the storm pass. You are safe here, all of you.”

For a moment, the suspicious part of my mind wondered if he’d slipped something into the syrup, or the tea, because I wanted nothing more than to put my head down and sleep right there at the table. I struggled against it and stood, holding myself up by leaning on the heavy wooden table. “Duffy, we’ve been going for the past 24 hours, with little sleep before that. I don’t know about you, but it’s all catching up to me. If Thomas says we’re safe, this might be the only respite we get for days. I say we take him up on it.”

The growl of the Dixie aeroplane grew softer and further away, until we could hear it no more.

And then, a thunderclap. Clouds rolled in, as if in pursuit of the aircraft.

“Yeah, okay. You win. But I’ll take first watch.”

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Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run – Chapter Seven – Bat and Rattlesnake

Trans-Contiental: Cannon Belle Run by E. Chris Garrison Pictured: a stylized steampunk airship silhouette against a blue background with hexagonal clouds.

Here’s the next chapter in my new novel, Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run! This is the third book in the Trans-Continental series, which can be read independently of Girl in the Gears and Mississippi Queen if you’re curious.

This book is being written as a serial, published and collected on this site and on Royal Road, if you want to read ahead.

Note: Reality Check, Trans-Continental, and The Multiverse Blues all occur in the same multiverse, in that chronological order.

Chapter Six – Thar She Blows

Chapter Seven – Bat and Rattlesnake

“What happens on Friday?” asked Dionne, her forehead creased, barely visible in the red emergency lighting.

I shook my head. “Friday’s a person, not a date, in this case.”

“A gear-grindin’ bonkers person,” growled Duffy.

“Dangerous as a rattlesnake, too,” said Levi.

Dionne looked to me to continue. I nodded and said, “She’s all that and worse. She’s our source for your weather machine. She has power, and she uses it to ends that are hard to guess.”

My weather machine?”

I shrugged. “It had your name on it. It makes a mean tornado, if you hook it up to powerful electricity.”

“Fascinating,” she said. “And this Friday, is she also a scientist?”

I nodded. “Of sorts. More like a sorceress. It seems she’s a polymath, dabbling in many sciences, finding bizarre uses for others’ work. She’s also the Queen of New Orleans’ father.”

Dionne laughed, but stopped when no one joined her. “She is her father? That isn’t even quite possible in—that is, I have never heard of such science.”

I studied her a moment, then went on. “I think I can trust you. Friday is like me, Dionne. Not quite what she seems. For that matter, the Queen of New Orleans is a symbolic title. She sometimes appears less formally as Melvin, Friday’s son.”

A light dawned behind Dionne’s eyes. “Oh. Oh! I see! You, and they, are transgender?”

It was my turn to be confused. “I don’t know that word, but I can guess your meaning. I am, and Friday is, but I think Melvin just likes to dress the part. New Orleans needs a Queen, and Melvin loves the attention. Friday lives as she pleases, and so do I. Only, I think there’s a lot more ‘sorcery’ involved to help Friday live as herself. She hasn’t shared much of that with me so far, but I know more is possible.”

Dionne nodded, smiling. “Oh, it is, most definitely!”

Duffy turned in her seat to look at Dionne in shock. “What d’you know about it? More Sutton genius? Gonna tell us you can snap your fingers, presto-change-o, hey?”

“What? Me? No, that’s not my area of specialty. Math, physical science, some engineering, that’s me. Biology and whatnot, that’s other people.” She seemed to shrink at the scrutiny, her eyes more guarded than before.

“Queen’s gonna love this one,” said Levi. “Maybe this trip was worth the risk after all.”

I exchanged glances with Duffy and Dionne.

“What’ll we do about him?” whispered Duffy.

I shook my head and held a finger to my lips.

Dionne’s head turned as she tracked something out in the darkness. “What’s that?”

I saw nothing. “What’s what?”

Duffy peered into the viewfinder. “All I see is that damned warship on the horizon. Don’t see any more explosions or rocket tracks, though.”

“No, no, much closer! A huge bat!”

I squinted out the aft windows. For a moment, I could see nothing but darkness, stars, and moonlit cloud wisps. And then, I noticed some stars winking at me, and something dark eclipsed a bit of cloud. If it was a bat, it was a man-sized bat, with a triangular frame, its flight silent but erratic. “There! At seven-o-clock! Gaining on us!”

“Should I shoot it down?” asked Duffy.

At the same instant that I shouted “no!”, Levi shouted “yes!”, and Dionne just shook her head.

“Gotta be an enemy. We got no friends out here,” hissed Levi.

“It could be Maggie!” I gripped the railing. “She could be defecting!”

Duffy glanced at me. “You sure? She coulda defected earlier.”

“She didn’t have to tip us off at all! She didn’t have to let us take Dionne!”

Levi shouted, “Fire! Fire damn you!”

Duffy’s eyes left mine to focus on the interloper. Her hands grasped the rear gun and swiveled it to aim, her finger on the trigger. “Sorry, love, I just can’t take that—”

Splat!

Something like a watermelon hit the back windows and spread a thick opaque substance across it.

Duffy cried out in surprise, and the guns fired several bursts.

Something thudded against the skin of the Clair de Lune, like we’d been hit with a pile of sandbags. Levi shouted over the speaking tube, while Dionne sank to the deck, her eyes wild.

Something scurried above, followed by a terrible rending, and the clatter of metal on metal.

Without making sense of anything Levi or Duffy said, I leaped from the observation deck into the main body of the airship and found the hatch up into the upper compartment, where I knew the batteries and lifting coils could be found.

Unfortunately, it was quite dark, not even lit by emergency lights. All I had to orient myself was the occasional indicator light on machinery, and the ghost light of the lift coils along the interior of the airship body.

I held still, drawing my little holdout Derringer pistol from within my skirts. I wished I’d kept a flare or even a pack of lucifer matches on my person, but this was all I had. I did my best to control my breathing, hoping that the intruder could see no better in the dark than I could.

As my eyes began to adjust, some motion high up in the chamber caught my attention; the skin of the ship, where it had been torn open, allowed me a glimpse of the night sky. A sudden noise turned my head toward the nose of the ship, where I caught a fleeting glimpse of a silhouette before the greenish foxfire of the lifting coils winked out. My weight against the floor diminished as the ship began to drop.

Levi’s shrill shouts barked from somewhere in the direction I faced, no doubt another voice tube somewhere in the darkness ahead. I felt, rather than saw or heard, movement in that direction. I took a couple of slow and careful steps to my left, my steps lighter due to Clair de Lune’s descent. I grabbed onto one of the interior ribs of the ship’s frame to anchor myself.

The scent of orchids and leather came upon me, much closer than I expected, along with a voice like velvet. “Ida Stillwell. You have something I want. And someone I need. I trust we can come to an understanding?”

I couldn’t find my voice for a long, terrible moment. Her nearness had a paralyzing effect on me, very much like a rattlesnake in the dark, within striking distance. I had just two shots in my tiny pistol; I could fire toward the voice if I dared. I pulled back the hammer on the Derringer and decided to draw her out more. “An understanding? Friday, you may be a sorceress, but you’re all alone on my ship, outnumbered.”

“Yes, outnumbered and outgunned no doubt. Yet I still have the upper hand. Your ship will impact the cornfields below in roughly a minute, probably less. Promise me the woman and her possessions, and I’ll consider turning the power back on.”

Not that I needed confirmation, but the growing panic in Levi’s shouts gave substance to her threat. I replied, as cool as I could manage, “What a stupid threat. You’d die with us, and your prize would be destroyed as well!”

“Stupid? Stupid!” she spat. “How dare you. Perhaps I should let it happen, just to spite you, hmm? I might die, but at least I won’t lose.”

Time ticked by, and I had to think fast. “Fine. I’m sorry. You’re the last person I’d think of as stupid. Turn the engines back on, and we’ll talk like civilized folk, okay?”

A low whistle gained steam all around us as the air rushed past the falling ship, faster and faster.

Just then, the interior lights came on, dazzling my eyes. A moment later, my full weight returned, and then some, as the lifting coils hummed to life and the zephyr fans outside whirred once again. A large scrap of darkness rushed up to me as I blinked in the light; a black-clad, opera-cloaked Friday held a revolver pointed right at my head.

“I do hate to be so uncivilized, Ida. Should have let me turn the power back on,” she whispered. “That was a stupid stunt. We could have negotiated.”

I kept my Derringer aimed in her general direction. I thought about shooting her before she could shoot me, but I didn’t give myself very good odds. So, I stalled. “At least we’re not splattered all over the fields. No thanks to you.”

She laughed. “A ship like this would hit hard, but we’d walk away. I did the math.”

“What if your math was wrong?”

“Sugah, my math is never wrong. And now it’s time for me to go. This isn’t over.”

A rope or cable, leading from her to the opening overhead, went taut, dragging Friday backwards and away from me, out into the night once again.

Duffy’s curly head popped up through the hatch near my feet. “Did I just see—?”

“If you think you saw Friday turn into a bat and fly away, you’re not far off.”

“Huh. Didn’t get a chance to shoot her, hey?”

I shook my head. “If I did, she’d have blown a bigger hole in me. I don’t know how you got the power back on, but thanks for that. Couldn’t have cut it much closer, by Friday’s reckoning.”

“You’re not kiddin’, sweetie! Corn tassles musta tickled our belly right before Dionne bypassed the main power. Which reminds me, I gotta turn main power back on from here, the auxiliary power ain’t gonna last long.”

I helped her up into the main enclosure, and watched as she traced cables to find the main breaker.

“Ready for cut-over?” she yelled toward the speaking tube.

Levi replied, “Ready. On three! One. Two.”

“Three!” cried Duffy. The lights blinked off, then sprang back on. Relays clicked all around the chamber, and the hum of the lifting coils intensified.

I sighed relief. “Captain, is there any sign of Friday?”

“Yeah, something flew off just after we got the auxiliary power online.”

“She made her escape, then. And she found us despite our camouflage. Levi, can you change course and get us out of here?”

“Already on it, lass. I’m stayin’ low. Lower than I’d like, I’ll be fightin’ turbulence the whole way. But the auto camouflage’ll work better down here. Lucky fer us, that warship’s not built fer speed, and we’re already out of range of their missiles.”

“What about rocket fighters?” I said, thinking of another time we’d been pursued by a Kansan airship.

Levi snorted. “If they had any of those, they’d already be here.”

“I dunno,” said Duffy. “Like the missiles, those are lethal, but it seems they want Dionne alive. No way Friday coulda used one of those to land on top of Clair de Lune, either.”

On cue, Dionne popped up in the hatch. “Oh my, isn’t all this gorgeous! Those cylinders, they actually turn electricity into lift? How’s that even possible?”

“I thought you were the genius,” scoffed Duffy.

Dionne grinned. “Even geniuses can’t know everything.”

“If yer done up there, why don’t y’all come back down into the cabin now? We gotta shut the interior lights off, if we don’t want to advertise our location.”

I followed the others down the ladder and shut the hatch. “Think we’ll get away this time, Duffy?”

“Count on it, sweetie,” she said, touching the brim of her bowler. “We’re home free.”

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Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run – Chapter Six – Thar She Blows

Trans-Contiental: Cannon Belle Run by E. Chris Garrison Pictured: a stylized steampunk airship silhouette against a blue background with hexagonal clouds.

Here’s the next chapter in my new novel, Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run! This is the third book in the Trans-Continental series, which can be read independently of Girl in the Gears and Mississippi Queen if you’re curious.

This book is being written as a serial, published and collected on this site and on Royal Road, if you want to read ahead.

Note: Reality Check, Trans-Continental, and The Multiverse Blues all occur in the same multiverse, in that chronological order.

Chapter Five – Shark and Jellyfish

Chapter Six – Thar She Blows

Levi swore less delicately, then said, “We can’t outrun that thing, so if we can’t hide, I think we’re outta options! Ready the tail guns, fire on my command!”

“Tail guns ready!” cried Duffy, sitting up in her seat.

My eyes strained, struggling to pick out the slightest bit of light or movement behind the Clair de Lune. My ears picked up the low drone of the aeroplane, and a deepening rumble in my gut told me it was gaining on us.

“Our only shot is to take ‘em out before they can take us out!” shouted Levi.

“That’s a tall order, Cap’n. Even with the night scope, I can’t hardly see anything, and they move so fast.”

With a pang, I realized that not only was my overbearing fascistic father pursuing us, but probably also Maggie. Would Mags allow him to kill us? Would she follow his orders if it meant my death? She’d called us here to take Dionne away from him, didn’t she?

“Shoot to damage,” I murmured to Duffy. “Not to kill.”

“Are you nuts?” asked Duffy. “They’re gunnin’ for us, Ida. Levi’s right, this is our only shot, and you’re askin’ me to pull my punches?”

“It’s Mags, Duffy.”

Duffy pressed her lips together, her brow furrowed. “You think your dad’s gonna cut us a break just ‘cause she’s on board?”

“Maybe. I hope so.”

“You’re thinking about this all wrong,” said Dionne, “If I’m the prize, I wonder whether they’d shoot us down in flames, regardless of family feelings?”

Duffy spared her a glance, but wouldn’t look at me. “So what’s their play, then?”

Dionne shrugged and gestured vaguely at the windows. “Force us down? Damage us to where we have to land? Or perhaps put on a show of force, then retreat, hoping to follow us?”

The growl of our pursuers’ engines rose to a muffled roar. I said, “Seems it would be too difficult to follow us when we can hear them from far away. They’ll shoot the lifting body and we’ll have to land.”

Duffy grunted. “Either way, here they come!”

Rapid gunfire rattled behind us. Something pinged off our hull. Flashes from their guns showed me their position, and lit up the sides of the aeroplane’s main body. Somewhere between those lethal lights were Father and Maggie. What are you planning? Can you really kill your youngest child?

Duffy leaned forward, her fingers tight on the trigger. She drew in a breath and aimed.

“Hold yer fire!” cried Levi. “Not till I say so!”

Through gritted teeth, Duffy hissed, “Not gonna get much better chance than right now!”

Something whistled past the Clair de Lune and exploded between us and the aeroplane. Something like a grenade. Bits of debris spattered off our hull and one of the aft observation windows cracked into a star pattern.

With a lurch, the ship jerked upwards. The stuttering orange light of the aeroplane’s guns dropped down and passed below us. Dionne and I sat down hard on the deck.

My ears popped, and I found myself panting to catch my breath. Duffy and Dionne gasped like fish caught in a net.

“Can’t breathe!” I wheezed in the direction of the speaking tube. “Levi—”

Levi’s voice croaked, “Hang on tight! Goin’ dark!”

The zephyr engines stopped. The emergency lights flickered and died.

Duffy spoke in gasps. “I can’t. Even. See. Scope’s off!”

From somewhere below and ahead came another whistle, followed by the thud of an explosion.

Levi’s voice, even weaker, came over the tube. “Goin’ down!”

Before I could puzzle out what he meant, the ship began to spin front to back, and the dim landscape turned circles below us. I picked the wrong time to try to get to my feet to grab onto the railing; as the ship dropped, I practically floated, and banged my head into the metal ceiling.

I can’t tell you whether the stars I saw were more from the impact, or from the lack of air pressure, but I lost consciousness for a minute or so.

I found myself resting lightly on the deck once more, tangled up with Dionne, who seemed to have also landed in a heap. My head ached and swam, and my guts had no idea which way was up.

Duffy shouted, “Are you tryin’ to do their job for ‘em, Cap’n? Cornfields comin’ up fast!”

“Trust me, will ya?”

And then I saw it. If the aeroplane were a shark, and the Clair de Lune was a jellyfish, I saw a whale swim by the cracked rear windows. It blotted out the stars and the moon as it passed, and it shed flaming streaks which burst into fireballs all around it.

“What was that?” breathed Dionne.

“It’s an air warship of some kind. At least as big as Rafael,” I said, breathing a little easier as we plummeted to lower altitudes.

“It can’t be Rafael,” said Duffy. “We’re too far from Dixie. They wouldn’t dare. It’s got to be Kansan.”

“We’re hours from the Kansan border, even at best speed,” said Levi over the tube. “The Empire’d be crazy to send a warship this far into the D.R.C.!”

I had a sudden gut feeling, but I dared not speak it aloud at that moment. “Crazy or not, Kansan or not, this might be the break we’ve been looking for! If they’re busy with father, and vice-versa, we can try to make our escape!”

“What a wonderful idea,” said Levi, a sour tinge to his voice. “Why evah didn’t I think of that? Why do you think we’re falling with power off?”

Duffy cleared her throat. “Um, how long d’ya plan to fall? Much farther, and I’ll be able to count the cornstalks. They’re comin’ up fast, Cap’n!”

“I’m on it,” said Levi.

The lights remained off, but the floor pushed into my bottom more and more as Levi brought the Clair de Lune’s systems back online one at a time. The zephyr engines hummed, and the ship’s spin slowed and stopped. We pushed forward through the night once more.

Behind us, explosions lit ragged wisps of clouds and lines from the aeroplane’s exhaust. The moon lit one side of the whale-like warship, which remained relatively stationary behind us. I couldn’t see where the aeroplane had gone. Listening, I could only make out the dull bass drone of the warship.

“I don’t think we have to worry about pursuit right now,” said Duffy. “We got lucky.”

The red interior lights blinked back on.

“Lucky,” mused Dionne, standing at the rail next to me. “I wonder at the astronomical odds that a warship of that size just happened to be in the right place at the right time, in the middle of an Indiana cornfield at night, when we and our pursuers passed by. Amazing, really.”

I looked at her. “You think they were waiting for us? How would they even know we’d be here? They definitely can’t move as fast as that aeroplane, maybe not even as fast as Clair de Lune. Even if they knew we were here. Did someone wire ahead and take out an ad in the Ouitenon Courier to announce our arrival?”

She shrugged. “Your sister had some way of detecting my portal ahead of time. Perhaps the warship has such equipment as well?”

Duffy snorted. “Sure. They just happened to tune in on weird vibes with a radio aerial and triangulated to intercept. Simple.”

“Doesn’t seem likely, but it’s at least possible,” I said. “If that’s so, we’re talking super science. And I can only think of one Kansan that fits that job description.”

Duffy looked at me, eyes wide. “You don’t think?”

I nodded, but still didn’t want to say it out loud.

“What? What?” said Dionne, looking back and forth between us.

Levi coughed, and said, “You’re not gonna believe this, but a telegram just came in over the wireless. It just says, ‘Greetings, my friends. We’ll be in touch soon.’ and it’s signed—”

Friday!” Duffy and I cried in unison.

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Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run – Chapter Five – Shark and Jellyfish

Trans-Contiental: Cannon Belle Run by E. Chris Garrison Pictured: a stylized steampunk airship silhouette against a blue background with hexagonal clouds.

Here’s the next chapter in my new novel, Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run! This is the third book in the Trans-Continental series, which can be read independently of Girl in the Gears and Mississippi Queen if you’re curious.

This book is being written as a serial, published and collected on this site and on Royal Road, if you want to read ahead.

Note: Reality Check, Trans-Continental, and The Multiverse Blues all occur in the same multiverse, in that chronological order.

Chapter Four – Albatross Eggs


Chapter 5 – Shark and Jellyfish

“I don’t think you realize how difficult it is to climb a rope ladder in this suit,” complained Dionne Sutton as Duffy and I hauled her up through the hatch and deposited her on the interior deck of the Clair de Lune. The crack of gunfire somewhere in the distance worried me.

“Never mind that now,” I said. I raised my voice. “Captain Levi, let’s make haste away from this place!”

“I’m on it, girl!” came the reply. “Seems we might need a tail gunner!”

“Got it,” declared Duffy, who disappeared aft, leaving me alone with our new passenger.

I slid the hatch shut and regarded Miss Sutton. “We’ve got a problem,” I said.

“Problem? You mean other than the Southerner firing at us?” She began undoing fastenings on the suit, each of which made a curious ripping sound, though I could see no torn cloth.

I smiled. “Well, our pilot is occupied at the moment, but I doubt he’ll be interested in any destination but home in the Free City.”

“The ‘Free City’?” asked Dionne, as she struggled her top half out of the suit. Underneath, she appeared to wear a whole body garment made of light blue cotton. Like the diving suit, this garment had a patch with the word NASA stitched onto it. It also had the name “Sutton” embroidered on another patch, affixed to the upper left side of her shirt, above a pocket. Her attention turned to pushing the diving suit down below her waist.

“Yes, the Free City of New Orleans, of course. Home. We shall have to keep our plan secret from him until we can figure out our next step. But yes, that comes after making our escape from my father, without alerting the local authorities to our unauthorized presence in their territory.”

She paused her struggles long enough to look up at me. “Home. So this Captain Levi, he’s more loyal to the Queen than you and Duffy are?”

“More loyal? Duffy and I are loyal, just not blindly so. Levi’s loyal to money, and the Queen pays him more than enough. He’s not going to risk that for you or me.”

I helped her pull first one, then the other of her heavy boots off. She let out a squeal of delight and said, “Free at last! Thanks for your help, Ida. Now, do you happen to have anything for me to wear on my feet? Tennis shoes? Sandals? Slippers?”

“Tennis?” I asked. “Oh, is that an athletic outfit? It looks somewhat military in nature.”

She grinned. “Military? Not me!” Several emotions crossed her face and then she added, “Well, I suppose that all depends on how you look at it. Let’s just say I never enlisted.”

The ack-ack report of the airship’s tail guns startled us both.

“Hmm, enlisted or not, I dare say you’re in the thick of it now. Let’s see what we have for shoes for you.” I led her to the ship’s locker, which contained several duffel bags and a crate. Inside the crate, I found a spare pair of boots that looked like the ones Duffy wore. I handed them to her. “Try these? They might be a little large.”

As she tried the boots on, the interior lights flickered and switched off, replaced by the dim red glow of emergency lighting.

From the cockpit, Levi cursed and shouted. “Hellfire! Pushed it too far and blew a circuit. Someone get on that! We’re dead if they get in the air while we’ve got our pants down!”

Perfect!” cried Dionne.

“How do you figure?” I said, leading her aft and up a ladder to the engine room. Calling it a ‘room’ is quite generous, since only Levi could have stood up straight without banging his head on the conduits along the ceiling.

Dionne pushed her hair behind her ears and stared at the banks of cables, lights, fuses, and dials on the engineering panel. Many of the lights shone an angry red. “Hmm, what do you mean?” she murmured in a distant voice, her attention fully on the electrical devices.

I pressed the matter. “You said, ‘perfect’ after the lights went out, and it didn’t sound sarcastic.”

A line appeared in her forehead, and she glanced sideways at me as though she had forgotten I was there. “Hmm? What? Oh. Nothing, it’s just that the boots fit me perfectly. It’s a nice surprise. Now this is cool!”

I wiped my forehead with the back of my hand and shook off the sweat. “Cool? Hardly.”

She gestured at the panel. “It’s more advanced than I expected. Do you have a schematic?”

The ship tilted at an alarming angle all of a sudden, and the sound of the wind whistling past penetrated even into the interior of the engine room. I scanned the room for papers that might be blueprints or electrical diagrams. “Can’t say it’s handy, this is more Duffy’s area than mine.”

“Funny,” she said. “I was going to say I wish Lee were here. He’s a real MacGyver!”

“A what?”

“He can fix anything. A real whiz. But it seems this one’s simple enough even for a scientist; do you have any blue fuses in that box?”

I hadn’t noticed the box until she pointed it out. It had the word “fuses” painted right on it. Not wanting to appear dull, I opened it and rummaged around. I pulled out a blue glass bulb and handed it to her without a word.

“Yeah, just like that,” she said, taking it from me. “Wow, two hundred amps? Is that all?”

I watched as she unscrewed a much darker blue bulb and replaced it with the new one. She tossed the old bulb to me. It was too hot to hold for long, so I shoved it into one of the pockets in my skirt. “So, you have this kind of thing back home?”

She studied the panel, tracing invisible lines in front of it with her fingertips. “Hmm? Well, sort of. Like I said, this was a simple fix. Oh, here it is!”

She threw a switch, and the red lights winked off one by one, as green ones sprang on in their place. A high pitched whine filled the small room, and I heard both Levi and Duffy cheer below.

“Looks like you did it!” I cried.

“Yep! Looks like I’m putting the old PhD to use, even here.”

We left the engine room and joined Duffy in the tail section.

“Great work, gals!” cried Duffy, peering into the dual eyepieces of the rear guns, out into the night. “We were flyin’ blind for a bit there, hey?”

“Thank our new guest, she did all the work,” I said.

Dionne laughed. “Changing a fuse is hardly genius level work, but thank you. Fascinating technology on this ship, it’s exciting!”

Duffy grinned at her. “You’re tellin’ me! Never seen anythin’ like it. And the zephyr engines, they’re just spooky. Nothing that powerful can be that quiet, ya know?”

Dionne shrugged and leaned on the railing, searching the darkness behind us. “You fired shots. Were we pursued?”

“Yeah. Looks like we’re not done with the Brigadier-General just yet, he followed along the river road on that motorized tricycle of his, takin’ shots at us. I needed to explain to him that it’s time to let go.”

My throat was dry. “Did you—”

She shook her head. “Couldn’t see clearly, but last I saw, he turned around to head back to Ouiatenon. I expect that aeroplane to come howling up the river any minute now.”

“Oh, an airplane!” cried Dionne, her eyes full of excitement. “This place is much more advanced than I thought!”

Duffy shot her a puzzled look.

“We need to be anywhere but on the river,” I said. I spoke into the tube on the wall. “Captain, can we leave the Wabash? They’re going to expect us to follow it.”

“Thought of that, yeah. We’re still pretty close to town, might get spotted. Harder ta navigate at night over cornfields, too.”

“I don’t know about that. Seems like a good time to get lost as any,” said Duffy. “C’mon Captain, let’s be unpredictable!”

The silence stretched out uncomfortably, then Levi sighed and said, “Yer right, we can’t afford much of a fight. Better to go dark and low. But if they figure us out, we’ll have noplace to hide!”

House lights along the river shrank, receding from us the Clair de Lune rose into the moonlit sky above the Wabash. The airship’s walls thrummed as the zephyr fans spun up and turned the ship toward the plains to the west of the river.

A familiar growl from outside rose even above Clair de Lune’s engines.

“Too late!” cried Duffy, swiveling the guns to peer back up the river.

“Too late!” echoed Levi. “Shoulda stayed down. I’m gonna make a run for it, maybe they’ll get lost too!”

The thrumming of the engines rose to a higher-pitched whine, and the emergency lights flickered. I worried Levi might blow another fuse, but said nothing.

“You know,” said Dionne, “the trouble with airplanes is that they’re like sharks.”

“What was that about sharks?” said Levi over the speaking tube.

Dionne continued, tucking her hair behind her ears, eyes unfocused. “Well, sharks, you know, can only ever move forwards. If they stop, they run out of oxygen and die. If airplanes stop, they lose lift and fall out of the sky. A dirigible like this can just float like a jellyfish. I suggest you play to our strength.”

After a long pause, Levi said, “Jellyfish. Huh. Better hope y’all can take it, but we’re goin’ up!”

The whine stepped down to a hum, and the hum deepened and died. The red emergency lights dimmed and winked out, leaving us in darkness thick enough to spread on toast.

“What’s he doin’? Is he crazy?” cried Duffy. “We’re dead in the air!”

Peering out the back windows, the only light came from the glint of moonlight on the water as the Wabash fell behind us. I had a sense of buoyancy and light-headed dizziness as the airship followed the whim of the winds.

I put a hand on her shoulder and said, “Not dead, but floating upwards, like a bobber. Feel that? My ears just popped!”

The growl of the aeroplane’s engines grew louder and closer. I prayed that the Clair de Lune’s active camouflage was enough to conceal us up here among the wispiest of clouds.

Though I couldn’t see Duffy, I felt her shift, and knew she looked up at me. “I’d feel better if the moon weren’t so bright and full. As it is, we’re cooked if we pass between them and the moon or high clouds. We’ll stand out no matter how good this ship is at hidin’.”

The deck vibrated under my boots, and I knew that the Dixie aeroplane had passed underneath us. I let out a breath I didn’t know I’d been holding. “There, you see?”

“We’re not out o’ th’ woods just yet!” said Levi. “They’re turnin’ or circlin’. Searchin’ fer us.”

My ears popped again, and I found I had to take deeper breaths. The Wabash behind us now just a silver thread of moonlight, I wondered whether I’d ever been this high in the sky ever before. A faint glint of something traced a path across my view.

“They’re behind us now, but far below,” said Duffy, eyes back on the viewfinder.

Dionne piped up, “You have night vision? Remarkable! I hope they don’t have it too!”

I hadn’t thought of that.

Levi said, “Seems unlikely. Th’ Queen bought these at a hefty price from a military dealer from New England. An’ New England’s no fan of the U.S. of D.”

“Still,” I said, “they’re flying that thing at night, so they’ve got to be able to see somehow.”

“Or they’re just that desperate,” Duffy murmured under her breath.

We continued like that for long minutes, the shark-like aeroplane circling the fields below us in ever wider arcs.

“All right,” wheezed Levi. “This is as high…as I can take ‘er safely. Much higher… an’ we’ll be… gaspin’ fer breath.”

The zephyr engines kicked on, and the Clair de Lune pushed forward into the uncharted night. My stomach tingled with butterflies even as fairy lights danced in my peripheral vision. I leaned on the rail, squinting into the night, at Duffy’s side. Dionne fumbled her way to join me and we three kept a silent watch together.

And then, the circling glint of light seemed to halt.

I whispered, “What’s happened? I thought sharks and aeroplanes couldn’t stop.”

Dionne’s elbow brushed mine as she shrugged. “Shouldn’t be possible, not at this level of technology, but—”

Duffy swore. “Blasted gaskets! They haven’t stopped at all.” She raised her voice to be heard by Levi up front. “The shark might just be on to the jellyfish, Cap’n! They’re flyin’ straight at us! Crank ‘er up, we need to get outta here!”

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Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run – Chapter Four – Albatross Eggs

Trans-Contiental: Cannon Belle Run by E. Chris Garrison Pictured: a stylized steampunk airship silhouette against a blue background with hexagonal clouds.

Here’s the next chapter in my new novel, Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run! This is the third book in the Trans-Continental series, which can be read independently of Girl in the Gears and Mississippi Queen if you’re curious.

This book is being written as a serial, published and collected on this site and on Royal Road, if you want to read ahead.

Note: Reality Check, Trans-Continental, and The Multiverse Blues all occur in the same multiverse, in that chronological order.

Chapter Three – The Visitor


Chapter 4 – Albatross Eggs

“I can’t run in this suit!” cried Miss Sutton, as Duffy and I dragged her along at a trot. She stumbled and used words I’d never heard uttered from a lady—other than Duffy—in my entire life.

The roar of the monstrous vehicle behind us sounded closer, though I dared not look back. “We can’t let him capture you, Miss Sutton!”

“Is it better that you’ve captured me?” she panted.

Duffy grunted. “Ugh, he’s almost on top of us! Of course it’s better! We’re not gonna hand you over to some government so’s they can take over the world!”

“I see your point, but maybe we can negotiate?” she said. “I mean, it’s not like they can even use this without an enormous power source. Doesn’t everything here run on steam power?”

In exasperation, I cried, “We’re going to have to debate relative technological advancements another time, ma’am! Just run as best you can!”

“You try running in lead moon-boots and a full pressure suit!”

Duffy’s eyes swept our guest up and down. “Moon boots?”

“I’ll explain later!” she huffed. “I have to stop. Now.”

She planted her heavy boots and struggled free of our grasp, then doubled over to wheeze as though she suffered from consumption.

Duffy and I turned to face the bellowing land vehicle and its rider. He had stopped twenty or thirty feet away, engine still thrumming with a caged tiger’s growl.

“Welp, this is it, love. I’m out of aces up my sleeve, and Levi will be lookin’ for us on the bridge. Got any ideas?”

Dread flooded my insides with a leaden weight. As the rider dismounted, I knew what I’d see as he peeled off his road goggles. I said, “I’ll do what I can to buy us time, but I’m at the end of my rope as well.”

The rider favored us with a wicked grin, the lines on his face standing out as road dust caked his features. Everywhere but his eyes. Those ice-water blue eyes that had last looked upon me with pity and scorn. “Well, if it isn’t my wayward boy! Still playin’ dress-up, I see! And what have we here? The mechanic gal you ‘died’ with, eh? Glad to see you’ve recovered!”

Duffy’s hand went to the pistol on her belt.

Brigadier-General Stillwell mirrored her motion, showing us a long-barreled revolver, which he pointed at Duffy’s feet.

I seethed inside, but called upon all my skills from the stage to not let him have the satisfaction. “Are you, father? Are you really?”

“Of course, of course!” he guffawed. “Now, just hand over the lady in the orange suit, and I’ll leave you to your happy afterlife together.”

I had to think fast, or blood would be spilled; my father’s a crack shot. “Hand her over? And if she doesn’t want to go with you?”

Miss Sutton turned and raised her head, honey-colored hair draped across one eye, the other open wide with fear. She shook her head staring at the gun in my father’s hand, mouth forming an O.

His eyes flicked from Duffy to me and back. “You gonna stop me, Ira? Yer friend gonna gun me down right here? Is that the kind of company y’all keep these days?”

“The company I keep?” I forced a laugh. “How many have died during your campaigns, Brigadier-General? How many more will die before you’re done? And you have the gall to talk about the company I keep? Please, do go on, sir!”

“Ida,” said Duffy, in a low, warning tone.

I held up an index finger to her and she let out a frustrated sigh.

Birds circled overhead, long wings colored orange by the afterglow of the sunset.

“Ira,” he said, “I’m not having this discussion with you. You should be by my side, commanding men, but you’ve chosen this freak show of a life. Very well, I’m done and finished with you. At least your sister’s got some sense in her pretty little head. She’s true to Dixie, not a traitor like yourself. I won’t ask a third time; hand her over and we’ll part without any harm bein’ done, ya hear me?”

“Listen,” said Miss Sutton. “I don’t want anyone getting hurt over me. I’m sure we can just—”

“You better be sure of yourself, sir,” said Duffy, her voice low and dangerous, her pistol now drawn. “You can’t talk to my gal Ida that way. And you sure can’t talk to me that way, either! Move that gun up so much as an inch, and I’ll fill you with holes!”

A strangled cry reached my ears as the birds overhead broke their circle and swooped toward the ground.

“Ah would like to see you try!” cried my father, his gaze hardening. His grip tightened on his revolver.

Duffy drew back the hammer on her pistol with a click that froze my spine.

“Duffy, I don’t think we—get down!” I cried, as I realized that the albatross carried something in its feet. Something small, metal and round. I cried out, “Grenade!”

I pulled Miss Sutton and Duffy to the ground; Duffy’s pistol went off.

So did the Brigadier-General’s revolver. The bullet ripped through the air just overhead where Duffy had stood.

And then the ground opened up as the concussion shoved us back. The grenade packed a punch that knocked the wind from my lungs and hurled rocks and debris in a ring around it. The world slowed down; everything seemed farther away and muted, as if underwater.

Peering up, I noticed wires that connected machinery from the albatross’s head to its wings, one eye replaced by a lens. It swooped up into the sky, having delivered its deadly metal egg. Other birds lined up, aimed at us. My companions stared at the sky in disbelief, frozen in place.

My Dixie Army training kicked in. “Go, go!” I shouted, and Duffy and I crawled, scrambled, and ran, dragging the fumbling Miss Sutton along with us. I stole a glance backward, and felt a pang of guilt as I saw my father laid out on the ground, unconscious or dead. Maggie would have to tend to him, wherever she was.

Several more albatross-delivered detonations followed, though none close enough to knock us from our feet. We made it to the bridge and caught our breath, since the birds seemed unwilling to fly close to it. The twilight gloom closed in, and I welcomed the cover it gave us.

“Ida, what’s with the bomber seagulls?” asked Duffy, still breathing hard.

I shook my head. My ears still rang from the blast. “Nothing from Dixie, that’s for sure. Doubt it’s from around here or Chicago, either.”

“Kansan Empire?” asked Duffy. “Seems crazy enough to be—“ She paused, uncertain.

“Friday’s?” I finished for her. “Maybe, but how’d they arrive just when we did?”

“Excuse me, but is it always so violent here?” complained Miss Sutton.

“Yes, ma’am. Always. Non-stop,” said Duffy, laughing. “Why, we hardly get a wink of sleep from all the fighting!”

Miss Sutton planted a fisted glove upon a hip. “I see. So what’s the plan now? Hike overland to California? Or can we catch a train? You have trains, I believe?”

I had to laugh. “Ma’am, you truly are a fish out of water! What’s in California?”

She looked surprised at that. “Why, that’s where my love Lee is. He’s the only one who can help me. And it’s just Dionne, okay?”

“Miss Sutton. Dionne.” said Duffy. “What government is Lee with? What’s your goal?”

Dionne sighed. “He’s not with a government. He’s from my—that is, we’re from the same place. I’m a very long way from home, and he can help me get back there. He’s got a laboratory, a company. And a significant source of power.”

I watched her face with care as I said, “He knows something about the kind of portal that brought you here?”

She nodded, though her eyes had a haunted look about them. “I sent him a sign. Or at least I tried to. I could only get the portal to open where I’d seen him last. The best I could do was to bring it to ground level.”

“And you can’t just open a portal back to where you came from? Why’d you come here if all you want to do is go home?”

She shook her head. “I wasn’t at home, I was on the Moon,” she said, glancing up at the silvery orb in the sky. “I don’t come from there. I come from here. Well, not here, exactly. Another here. It’s complicated. Neither he nor I belong in this place, and I need to find him so we can get home.”

Duffy and I exchanged a confused glance. I remembered the bleak plain I’d seen through the portal and said, “The actual moon? You expect us to believe you’ve been there?”

She flapped her arms in frustration. “Why else do you think I have this pressure suit on? Why else would I need heavy boots like these?”

“I thought you were in a diver’s suit,” said Duffy. “Though I don’t suppose there’s much call for that in the Wabash River, hey?”

Dionne stared at Duffy as though she was crazy. “A diver? Why would—oh never mind. Can you two get me to San Francisco?”

“What’s ‘San Francisco’?” I said.

“It’s a city in California. On the coast. There’s a big bay.”

“The California Republic?” said Duffy. “Never been that far west, myself, but we can do our best.”

Scanning the sky, I said, “Duffy, what about Levi?”

“What about him?”

“Well,” I said, “How will we talk him into going to the California Republic instead of taking us back to the Queen?”

“I’m not going to England or wherever,” said Dionne.

“Not the Queen of England,” said Duffy. “The Queen of New Orleans!”

Dionne laughed. “Queen of New Orleans? What a world!”

I didn’t get what was so funny, so I began to worry that our guest had been concussed by the grenade. “We’ll worry about Levi after we get out of the frying pan, okay? Let’s just get out of here before those birds come back with more artillery. Or father recovers and runs us down.”

“Yeah, let’s do that. One thing at a time, hey?”

“You know,” said Dionne, “I think this is the first we’ve all agreed on anything! Who are you two, anyway? That woman introduced you as her sister, and she knew my name somehow.”

I shrugged. “I don’t know how Maggie knew your name, or that you’d arrive when and where you did. But my name’s Ida Stillwell, and this is Duffy Hollowood. We’re a pair of rapscallions, currently in the employ of the Queen of New Orleans.”

“Rapscallions?” said Dionne, her eyes wild.

Duffy clapped her on her orange-suited shoulder. “That’s an inside joke. We’re adventurers, spies if you will. The Queen sends us to do her dirty work.”

“So you’re keeping me for this Queen, rather than letting the other guy take me? I still don’t see how that’s better.”

I said, “Well, we started this trip because my sister warned us that something was about to happen, so we came to see. You heard her ask us to take you away. Our airship captain will want to take you to New Orleans, but we’re going to have to convince him otherwise, one way or another. Queen Melony will seem delightful, but she’ll do absolutely anything to protect New Orleans.”

“Yeah, we procured a weather machine for her once that killed a lot of invaders from Dixie. Tornado ripped autogyros from the sky. It was horrifying. Who knows what she’d do with your technology?”

Dionne’s eyes narrowed. “A weather machine?”

I chuckled. “Yes, it was called the Sutton Engine.”

“Say that again, Ida.” said Duffy. “This time, slower.”

It was my turn to goggle at the other two, my eyes coming to rest on our guest. “No! Surely not the same Sutton?”

Dionne Sutton bit her lip. “Not precisely. You could say we’re related. And my guess is, anything that could produce a tornado is just a small sample of what my technology could do. Why aren’t you taking me to the Queen? Why have you agreed to take me to San Francisco?”

“Because,” I said, “my sister asked me to. Because you clearly need our help. And because we don’t trust the Queen with you any more than we’d trust Dixie.”

Duffy added, her voice soft, “Because it’s the right thing to do. We may be rapscallions, but we’re not villains, y’see.”

“Seems I’ll have to trust you on that,” said Dionne. “But why are we just standing here on this bridge, talking? Shouldn’t we get going somewhere else?”

The moon disappeared.

“We were waiting for our ride,” said Duffy as she peered up into the sudden deep darkness above. “Seems like it’s here!”

A whispery hum announced the arrival of the Claire de Lune, her zephyr fans bringing her to a halt just above the top chord of the bridge’s trestle. A rope ladder fell into our midst and a familiar voice called from above.

“Don’t ye jus’ stand there gawpin’! Get ta climbin’, we got no time ta lose, lassies!”

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Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run – Chapter Three – The Visitor

Trans-Contiental: Cannon Belle Run by E. Chris Garrison Pictured: a stylized steampunk airship silhouette against a blue background with hexagonal clouds.

Here’s the third chapter in my new novel, Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run! This is the third book in the Trans-Continental series, which can be read independently of Girl in the Gears and Mississippi Queen if you’re curious.

This book is being written as a serial, published and collected on this site and on Royal Road, if you want to read ahead.

Note: Reality Check, Trans-Continental, and The Multiverse Blues all occur in the same multiverse, in that chronological order.

Chapter Two – Night Cruise

Chapter Three – The Visitor

“It’s a good thing I packed spare clothes,” I said as I beat road dust off of my skirts. “That tree tore my good travel dress! And despite having all day, we’re running late for dusk!”

Duffy smirked at me, her face cast in the ruddy light of the sinking sun. “Been a while since we’ve been out on a mission outdoors, hey?”

I tried not to smile, but failed. “Well, I didn’t think about climbing trees or hiding airships, did you?”

Duffy shrugged and stared at the bridge up ahead as we approached. “Never know what you’re gonna get into on one of these trips, love. It’s good practice!”

I laughed. “Practice? For what?”

She took off her bowler hat to make a grand gesture, arms wide. “Why, it’s practice for the next adventure! There’s always another one for folks like us, Ida!”

“What sort of folks are we, then?”

She grinned and replaced her hat. “Rapscallions, I’d say!”

I shook my head. “I wasn’t brought up to be a rapscallion, Duffy.”

She looked me up and down. “You weren’t raised to be a lot of things, my dear, but look at how you’ve turned out!”

My heart skipped a beat, thinking of my past, and how I’d failed to be the soldier my father had expected.

Duffy stopped walking and touched my arm to stop me as well. “What’s with that face? I wouldn’t have you any other way! A grand actress, one with fighting skills as well as loads of charm!”

I couldn’t meet her eyes for a moment. “Duffy—”

She touched my chin and tilted my face up to look at hers. “Ida, you’re the most amazing person I’ve ever met. I don’t think I’ve ever known anyone so sure of who she was. I know hearing from Mags has you thinkin’ about yer dad, but that life’s behind you, like you told June. Right to her face! Didn’t ya?”

I sighed and let my shoulders sag. “Well, yes, I did. But while that life is behind me, it’s still part of who I am.”

Duffy’s eyes twinkled. “And ya know what? That soldierin’ and actin’ makes you a fantastic rapscallion!”

“Is that a good thing?”

“Of course it is! For one thing, rapscallions like us make great spies, which is how we’ve fallen in as Queen Melony’s go-to gals!”

I pulled her to me and hugged her tight. “What would I ever do without you, Duffy?”

She kissed my cheek and broke the embrace, resuming an enthusiastic trot towards the Levee. “I shudder to think!”

“Duffy!”

She turned her head to favor me with a wink. “Without me to hold ya back, you’d probably be on time for things! Maybe even rule half of North America by now!”

I was about to give her a tart reply, when a flash of light caught my eye up ahead. “Did you see that?”

Duffy answered by grabbing my hand as she ran in that direction.

A second flash came from around the bend, as though from localized lightning, revealing a figure in silhouette nearby.

A figure that waved its arms wildly. The voice that reached us as we ran headlong toward it couldn’t belong to anyone else.

“Ida! Duffy! Come quickly!” cried my big sister Maggie. She wore a sharp gray dress with shiny brass buttons, the uniform of a U.S.D. army officer. A second lieutenant, according to her insignia.

We reached her, out of breath, and though I hesitated because of her attire, the army officer embraced me as my sister. She murmured in my ear, “We have precious little time, my dear. Father shall be along at any moment, and you should be gone by then.”

I pulled back and stared at her, still gasping to catch my breath. “He’s here? Why did you—”

Another flicker of intense light cut me off, this time only ten feet away, in the middle of the road. An afterimage swam in my vision. Was that an oval? Was there a person in the oval?

“Be ready!” cried Maggie. “She’s coming!”

Duffy panted, “Who’s coming, Mags?”

Maggie regarded her with a wild look in her eyes. “A visitor! A traveler from beyond our world!”

Duffy stared at the empty air in front of us. “What kind of visitor?” Her eyes trailed to an open steel case, which held an incomprehensible device with flashing lights and metal webbing that swiveled from side to side, as though a mad metal spider intended to capture mechanical flies by scooping them from the air.

Maggie shook her head and redirected our attention to the empty space where the flash had been. “Just watch, and get ready to grab her and run!”

“Run?” I asked, as the air began to crackle with unseen energy. “To where?”

Maggie grabbed my shoulder with a surprising grip. “Take her where she needs to go! Far from here, as far from Dixie as you can! You heah?”

“Yes, I hear you, but—”

“No time! Here she comes!”

This time the flash crackled outward to form an oval portal of some sort, ringed in purple lightning. A fierce wind sprang up out of nowhere and I watched as autumn leaves blew into the oval.

The oval was full of night, full of stars. The ground on the other side was a gray wasteland, pockmarked with craters, boulders, harsh sunlight, and deep shadows. But mostly, it was filled with a strange puffy figure, dressed entirely in an orange diving suit. The leaves glanced off the suit’s curved mirrored faceplate and the figure reached out a gloved hand towards us. Its other hand held a case similar to Maggie’s, this one made of a matte gray metal I couldn’t immediately identify. On its side was painted the word “NASA” in strange red lettering.

The growing pressure of the wind at my back pulled me toward the portal and I struggled to keep my footing. I found myself reaching out toward the gloved hand, which grasped mine in a tight grip. I feared the figure might pull me into the barren landscape beyond the portal. Maggie grabbed my other hand to hold me back, and we both dug in our feet to pull the suited figure against the howling gale.

As soon as the visitor had stepped past the electrical threshold onto the road, the portal shrank to a ball of lightning, which evaporated before our eyes with a bang. The tornadic wind ceased as the portal slammed shut, leaving smoldering leaves to fall in its wake.

The figure let go of my hand, then stumbled and fell, sitting down hard on the gravel roadway. Duffy, Maggie, and I all exchanged glances, then watched as the figure put its hands to its helmet, fumbling with latches and clasps to release the half globe with a hiss of escaping air pressure.

Inside was a woman of similar age to Duffy and myself. That is to say, just on the far side of thirty. Strands of her honey-blonde hair stuck to her face with sweat, while the rest was drawn into an efficient bun behind her head. After a moment, her hazel eyes came into focus upon Maggie. She drew a breath and said, “It’s you! It worked!”

Maggie nodded, face as serious as a funeral. “It did. And now you must go. Quickly. With my sister and her companion.”

The visitor’s brow furrowed. “Leave? But I just got here!”

Maggie scanned the road. The low growl of an engine approached. “You don’t understand what a threat you and your technology represent to my world, do you? Miss Sutton, this land is at war, and though that’s terrible enough, you could change the course of our future. You could be used to perpetrate terrible violence and death. Please, stand up, and let Ida and Duffy take you someplace safe!”

Duffy helped Miss Sutton to her feet. “Gonna be hard to hide in that diving suit.”

“Diving suit?” said the perplexed Miss Sutton. “Oh right, it does look like that, doesn’t it? Do you have a car, or a hopper?”

Duffy looked confused. “A hopper?”

Frustrated, the visitor said, “A conveyance, a vehicle. Surely you don’t walk everywhere here? I’m afraid I can’t ride horseback, at least not until I get a chance to get out of this suit!”

The engine growled louder, and a cloud of dust appeared, with a figure on something too small to be a trackless steam engine. A man rode something not even horse-sized, with an engine that sounded like a smaller version of the aeroplane we’d nearly collided with early in the morning.

“Quickly!” hissed Maggie.

Duffy and I exchanged a glance, and each of us grabbed one of Miss Sutton’s arms and marched her towards the nearby bridge. With my free hand, I drew the flare gun and fired it up and over the river. Stealth was no longer on our side. I glanced over my shoulder to say goodbye, but Maggie had already made herself scarce.

The only thing that I could see in the deepening gloom was the mounted rider, bearing down on us with great speed.

“Who are you people?” asked Miss Sutton, struggling to keep up in her clunky boots.

“Just a couple of rapscallions,” I replied, hoping Levi had seen the flare.

Chapter 4 – Albatross Eggs

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Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run – Chapter Two – Night Cruise

Trans-Contiental: Cannon Belle Run by E. Chris Garrison Pictured: a stylized steampunk airship silhouette against a blue background with hexagonal clouds.

Here’s the second chapter in my new novel, Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run! This is the third book in the Trans-Continental series, which can be read independently of Girl in the Gears and Mississippi Queen if you’re curious.

This book is being written as a serial, published and collected on this site and on Royal Road, if you want to read ahead.

Note: Reality Check, Trans-Continental, and The Multiverse Blues all occur in the same multiverse, in that chronological order.

Chapter One – Sister Trouble

Chapter Two – Night Cruise

Quiet as a whisper, the zephyr ship slipped through the skies over the flat lands of the Democratic Republic of Chicago. I tried not to gasp as Captain Levi guided the ship along the course of the Wabash River—far too close to the trees on its shores for my comfort.

“Relax, love,” murmured Duffy. “This isn’t our Corsair Captain’s first time flying!”

Levi growled, still peering into the navigation eyepiece. “You want ta drive, ma’am?”

“No, but thank you for the offer. I can think of no one I’d rather have as a pilot, Captain! It’s just—”

Levi spared an eye and arched a brow, fixing me with a glare. “Yeah, Miss Ida?”

A shiver went up my spine. I didn’t like him looking away from the eyepiece. I hate being a nervous flier. “—well, that is, I can hardly see more than glints of moonlight off the river surface and flashes of lighting bugs in the trees as we pass ever so close.”

Levi snorted and adjusted the wheel a few degrees. The fans rumbled as the ship climbed and altered course. “The scope lets me see like a bat. It turns echoes visible. Biggest hazard? Clouds of gnats.”

I took the bait. “Gnats?”

“Yeah, gnats draw actual bats. Hear them flappin’ sounds outside? That’s not night birds. That’s hungry bats flyin’ too close ta the Clair de Lune’s skin. Lucky they’re fast, or they might get sucked into the fan blades, an’ we’d have trouble. Not ta mention, bat squeaks throw off th’ scope sometimes. Makes it look like things are there that aren’t. Y’know what that means, ma’am?”

“You don’t have to address me as—”

“It means, shut yer yap so I can concentrate! Ma’am.”

Duffy stood and opened the hatch to the back of the ship and offered me a hand. I took it and let her lead me back to the aft observation area. Not that there was much to see there, either, but at least the trees were receding from us, rather than threatening collisions.

A rasping noise reached my ears as something, perhaps a bat, perhaps a tree branch, scraped along the skin of the small airship. I pretended not to hear it.

We sat in silence and darkness, and I kept Duffy’s hand in mine for comfort. We dared not have more than the dimmest of interior lights on, so that we could continue to be nearly invisible to observers below. After a while, I began to relax, appreciating the starlit beauty of the river rolling out behind us.

Duffy squeezed my hand and said, “Y’know, you could try to get some more sleep. It’ll be hours yet before we get to Ouiatenon.”

“I doubt I could sleep a wink. I suspect the bats would keep me up!” I smiled at her, whether or not she could see. “Besides, Levi’s got to stay awake, so I feel like I should, too, you know?”

She chuckled. “I get that. We’re gonna have to find an out of the way place to set down before dawn.”

“Not too far out of the way, I hope! We’ll have to go by foot to the Levee area. I wish Maggie could have been more specific about where to meet her. Though I’m sure she’ll find us. That’s her way, it seems. As children, she always won at hide-and-seek.”

Duffy straightened in her seat. “Shh! Do you hear that sound?”

I controlled my breath and listened.

At first, I heard nothing but the soft fans of the Clair de Lune guiding us through the night, accompanied by occasional structural creaks when the wind changed direction. Then, just as I was about to speak to confess that I heard nothing out of the ordinary, there came a growling sound that I couldn’t quite place at first.

Then the growling became a deeper, droning roar, growing in volume. Getting closer.

I drew in breath and whispered, “Is that an autogyro, Duffy?”

After a pause, she breathed, “No. It’s something bigger. More than one rotor. Like the fans on this ship but much faster, much more powerful.”

I leaned forward and gasped at the sight out the window. I didn’t believe my eyes. “Duffy! Do you see—”

“A boat with wings? Flying right at us?”

“Yes! We should tell—”

Captain Levi’s voice barked through the speaking tube. “All hands! Hang on! We’re goin’ up, fast!”

The view changed from that of the flying boat bearing down on us to face the river more directly, and I had to let go of Duffy’s hand to grab the railing as the Clair de Lune tilted upwards as her fans roared. Water ballast dumped out of tanks below us, a surprise rain falling on the Wabash as we shot upward into the night sky over the Indiana countryside.

Too close, the boat with wings roared below, past the observation window—so close I thought it might scrape the hull of our airship like a confused bat. The Clair de Lune shuddered and wallowed in the wake of the machine, and I heard our provisions shake loose in the middle of the gondola.

Through the speaking tube, Levi asked, “All right back there?” It might have been my imagination, but I detected a bit of a tremor in his gruff voice.

I called back, “Shaken but uninjured! What was that?”

“Aeroplane, I ‘spect,” said Levi.

“An aeroplane?” said Duffy. “I didn’t think Dixie got past prototypes and crashes with those death traps!”

“If I didn’t see it myself, I wouldn’t believe it,” said Levi.

I said, “Dixie? This far into the D.R.C.?”

Duffy shrugged. “We’re this far into the D.R.C., hey?”

“Good point.”

“Get back up here, ladies. I could use some spotters in a bit.”

I said, “Maybe we should stay back here to look out. What if there’s another—”

Levi scoffed. “Another aeroplane? Even if there were, I saw that one with my scope, it can see everywhere but above us. You want to climb up and ride on top?”

I knew he must be joking, but the very thought made me dizzy. “No, thank you!”

Duffy and I made our way up front, only to find Levi spinning wheels and turning cranks furiously. He pointed at Duffy. “You, take the scope for a bit. I need to get us back down to the trees before we’re spotted. And you,” he pointed at me. “You know the area, start planning where we’ll hide this beast.”

“Hide a blimp? But—”

“This trip wasn’t my idea, sugah. I hear you’re the brains of this outfit.”

Duffy put a hand over her mouth and failed to cover a laugh.

Levi continued, “Don’t forget, this ship has active camouflage. Won’t be invisible, exactly, but she’ll match the background, especially when she’s sitting still.”

“I see. Well, when I was with the Chisolm Carnival, we came in by way of the Sagamore bridge, south of most of Ouiatenon. Near the crossing, there’s a huge cemetery with a lot of trees. You might be able to nestle in the treetops there, with the camouflage on. We’ll climb down and make our way to the river road. It’ll only be a couple mile walk along the river to get to the Levee.”

Duffy peered at me from around the scope. “Mags said there’d be company. You really want to run a couple of miles back here on foot if there’s trouble?”

I shook my head. “We can’t announce our presence in town before we see what she’s up to. But we could take a flare gun with us and call for a ride, if our good Captain is willing!”

Levi growled, taking the scope back from Duffy. “I don’t like any of this.”

Duffy patted him on the shoulder. “It’s a good plan! It’ll be after dusk, and this is the exact kind of thing the Clair de Lune was designed for! Not to mention, we have the best airship captain this side of the Mississippi, hey?”

Levi snorted. “Don’t patronize me, girl. We can give it a go, but I got a bad feeling about this.”

I did too, but Duffy’s enthusiastic grin helped take the edge off. I said, “It’ll be fine!”

“You’re forgetting the aeroplane,” said Levi. “That’s trouble. Goin’ in all hot and bold like that? Says to me they’re in a damned hurry, and either they’re not afraid of anything, or they can’t afford to be. If your sister’s on board? Well, let’s just say I doubt she’s here to catch up on family gossip. Mark my words, this is somethin’ big. They’re riskin’ their lives, breakin’ the truce between Dixie an’ Chicago, and maybe they don’t care. This is the kind of thing we Corsairs used to only do for Dixie as a deliberate provocation, or for a very specific, very important objective. Like the time we all met.”

“I don’t see how that would involve New Orleans or Duffy and me personally. If Maggie was warning us of threat to the Free City, why bring us nearly a thousand miles to Ouiatenon? If it’s about Duffy and me, we’re safer back home than up here in the U.S.D. What could she want with us?”

Levi laughed. “Good questions! I ain’t got answers. But you should think about who she’s workin’ for, and what they’d want with you, in case this is a trap. Or a ruse to lure y’all away from home for a time.”

I glanced at Duffy, and found her peering at me already. She said, “Mags wouldn’t betray you after all this, now would she, Ida?”

I shook my head. “No. I trust my sister. She can be devious, but she wouldn’t put me in harm’s way on purpose. She’s up to something, that’s for sure, and my gut says that Levi’s right, that it’s something big. I wish I knew what it was, but her message made it clear that she couldn’t say openly in a telegram. All we can do for now is trust her.”

“I was afraid you’d say that,” said Levi. “You better be right, for your sake. I don’t hear from you by midnight, I’m tuckin’ my tail and flyin’ home.”

“Can’t say I blame you,” said Duffy. “If we haven’t come back or signaled by then, we’ll find another way home.”

I could just make out the outline of the sky and the river ahead of us in the growing gray pre-dawn light. “There! Up ahead, that’s the Sagamore bridge! Let’s find that cemetery and get some sleep if we can. I have a feeling it’s going to be a long night tonight.”

Chapter Three – The Visitor

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Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run – Chapter One – Sister Trouble

Trans-Contiental: Cannon Belle Run by E. Chris Garrison Pictured: a stylized steampunk airship silhouette against a blue background with hexagonal clouds.

Here it is! The first chapter in my new novel, Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run! This is the third book in the Trans-Continental series, which can be read independently of Girl in the Gears and Mississippi Queen if you’re curious. This book is being written as a serial, published and collected on this site as I go. I’ll post the next chapter in a few days, though it’s already up on Royal Road, if you want to read ahead.

Note: Reality Check, Trans-Continental, and The Multiverse Blues all occur in the same multiverse, in that chronological order.

Chapter One – Sister Trouble

I have to write this all down, because no one will believe my story. It all started with a distressing telegram from my sister to me:

Father sent me, but I made other plans. Meet me at the levee in Ouiatnon at dusk three days hence. Set the table and make haste. Love, Mags

I put the telegraph message on the table, turning it around to show Duffy. She peered at it. “What’s this, Ida? A message from Maggie?”

The clatter of dishes and murmur of conversation surrounded our table in the Bourbon Street cafe. A trolley chugged by outside, leaving a wake of coal smoke.

Frowning, she looked up from the note and said, “Hmm. Cryptic. What d’you think she means by it?”

“I’m not certain. She’s in trouble if she’s defying our father. That bit about making haste sounds especially bad. It’s written as though she thinks it might be intercepted.”

In a low voice, Duffy said, “She’s workin’ for him now? And why Ouiatnon?”

I shook my head. “Maggie’s still a loyal citizen of the United States of Dixie. Mostly.” I sighed. “My guess is, she feels like she has no choice. I’m the black sheep for leaving home.”

Duffy’s eyes dropped from looking at me to stare at the dregs of her café au lait. “Yeah, no choice but to back that oppressive regime. She had absolutely no choice at all.”

A cold lump formed in my stomach. “Hey, Duffy, don’t be like that. Dixie’s awful, but not everyone who lives there is a monster.”

She rolled her eyes. “Sure. Charming folks like your ex.” She fluttered a hand in the air as she feigned a mocking Southern accent. “Evah so polite and delightful as she tried to kill us.”

“Damn it! Is that what you think of me? Did you forget that I used to be a soldier in their army?” Suddenly aware of a flush creeping up my cheeks, I adjusted my puff sleeves and fluffed my skirt.

She shook her head. “I didn’t forget. You used to be. But you left!”

“I deserted. Because I couldn’t pretend to be a man anymore.”

Her expression softened. “Look, Ida. You know I always got your back. But Dixie keeps pushing outward, their war machine gets bigger and nastier every year. Just ask the folks in Baltimore. Or Pittsburgh. Fort Arthur, even! They’re expandin’ and killin’ anyone who gets in the way. And not just army versus army, neither! Good folks dyin’ every day at the hands of good ole Dixie. I can’t—I won’t excuse it in the name of good manners, love.”

I sighed and ran a hand over my face, closing my eyes for a moment. “I know all that. You know I hate to see it. It’s hard to watch the country I grew up in become this greedy, military monster. I want to apologize every time I get a hard look from strangers who hear my accent. We do what we can, Duffy. Working for the Queen to keep the Free City free, right?”

Duffy took my hand in hers. “I’m not blamin’ you, personally, kid. But are we gonna stick our necks out to help one of them?”

I pulled my hand away. “Maggie isn’t ‘one of them’! I’m not asking you to come with me. And I thought you weren’t going to call me ‘kid’ anymore.”

I regretted my sharp tone. Duffy scooted her chair away from the table as though I’d slapped her. There was a catch in her voice as she said, “You’d go without me, love?”

I shrugged. “Even if Maggie weren’t my sister, even if I didn’t love her as much as I love you, she saved me. She saved us, when Father tried to force me back into the Dixie Army. I owe it to her. So I’m going whether you choose to join me or not.”

Duffy doffed her hat and wrung it with both hands, eyes downcast. “I’m sorry, Ida. I’ll go with you if you’ll have me. I’ll help Mags, but I won’t help Dixie, understand?”

Our eyes met, and I nodded. “I understand. Besides which, Queen Melony would banish us from the Free City of New Orleans for life if we did. We’ll go see what Maggie needs. Maybe she just wants asylum with us here in Nola?”

Duffy smiled and popped her bowler back onto her head full of dark curls. “I’d like that. I hope that’s all it is. Might explain the neutral territory, hey?”

“Maybe. We should be prepared for worse.”

“What, like a trap? Hey, d’you think maybe that message isn’t really from Mags?”

I shook my head. “It’s from her. As kids, we made up code words to get around our parents. If she’d mentioned her ‘gingham slippers’ it would be a warning that she’s lying to cover for something to tell me later. Or if she mentioned ‘wild animals’ it would mean I should lay low to avoid another beating. If she said, ‘come at once’, I’d know to do the opposite. Since she said to ‘set the table’, she’s telling me someone’s with her. I can only guess what ‘make haste’ means, but it sounds like something we’d do anyway.”

She grinned and touched the brim of her hat. “Always on the run, it’s our speciality!”

I made a dramatic flourish with my hand in response. “That’s us, Ida and Duffy! Famous friends, at your service! Now, how shall we get there? This says ‘three days’, and it says she sent it this morning; but her use of ‘hence’ is another code for ‘one less’, so she wants to meet in two days. We’ll need to get there fast, deep into the Democratic Republic of Chicago, and then make a quick getaway.”

Duffy held up a finger. “We’ll need to be inconspicuous, too. Can’t go in with an armored trackless engine or one of the Queen’s airships. Can you imagine flying to Ouiatnon through D.R.C. territory in the Whiskey Kiss? Even if they didn’t shoot us down, we’d announce our arrival for sure!”

“But we don’t have the time to borrow the Ada Lovelace to go underwater, and I don’t think the Ohio river is deep enough anyway—much less the Wabash.”

“What about taking the Clair de Lune?”

I laughed. “Sure, we’ll just talk the Queen into letting us borrow her personal zephyr ship! I have my doubts, particularly after we wrecked the Rook!”

Duffy’s sly smile warmed my insides. “Aw, we didn’t wreck the Rook! The Baron did that for us. Does Melony even know about that?”

I laughed. “Melony always knows somehow. Do you think Captain Levi could keep that story to himself? After all, that’s how we died!”

She snorted. “Yeah, I miss those days when we were dead. Least we knew Dixie wasn’t gunnin’ for us if they thought so anyway. Even if the spy network hasn’t gotten word back to Colonel Stillwell, d’you suppose June left us out of her report?”

I wish she hadn’t brought up my ex. I tried not to let my irritation show in my face. “Well, we did save her life, even after what she pulled on the Marie Curie.”

“You really think that holds water with someone like her? She’d sell us out in a heartbeat.”

I held up a hand. “I know. I know. There’s no way that Brigadier General Stillwell doesn’t know we’re alive. And that’s what I’m afraid of.”

Duffy whistled. “Your dad got promoted? Good for him. You think he’s using Maggie to get to you?”

I shook my head. “That might be what he ‘sent’ Maggie to do, but she knows what he’d do to me. Really, even he knows there’s no getting me back, unless he wants to throw me in a prison cell back home. Or have me shot to end his embarrassment. I don’t know what his game is, if he is involved.”

“We gotta believe he’s behind this, since Mags mentioned him. That’s gotta be one of your ‘codes’, hey? A warning about him?”

I nodded and sighed. “You’re right. So you’re the clever one, how are we borrowing the Clair de Lune?”

She touched the end of my nose with her finger. “Naw. You’re the brains of this duo. I’m just the hired muscle.” She posed as though she were a beefy weightlifter, her wonderful sly smile spoiling any illusion there might have been.

“Oh pooh. You’re far better at fast-talking and finding all the angles. What have we got on the Queen?”

“Well, we’ve got a mystery, and Melony’s curiouser than a cat. We’ll say it’s a spy mission to get intel on Dixie. And it might just be, at that!”

“Okay. You sell it to the Queen, and I’ll convince Captain Levi to take us.”

“Yeah, doubt you’ll have to twist his arm, he loves that little blimp. Its upgrades make the old Rook look like a carnival ride.”

“But it’s us. He’ll be wary, after what happened last time.” I made an arc with my finger from eye level downward and slapped the table with my hand. Smack!

Duffy scrunched her face together at the memory. “Tell him we promise we’ll try our best not to let that happen this time.”

“To be fair, he jumped out of a perfectly good blimp and left it in our hands. I’ll insist he stay at the helm! He’ll like that.”

“See you at the hangar in an hour, hey?”

I kissed her cheek. “Pack for a journey. I have a feeling this isn’t going to be a simple milk run.”

“You know it, ki—love!”

Chapter Two – Night Cruise

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New serial novel coming soon! Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run

Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run, a new serial novel, coming soon!

Nine years. NINE YEARS. It’s been almost a decade since I published Trans-Continental: Mississippi Queen. Eleven years since I wrote Trans-Continental: Girl in the Gears. I’ve wanted to do this book all that time. I have made several outlines, had several brainstorming sessions, and even had a false start with a first chapter a few years ago. All ended up fizzling out, or being eclipsed by a newer, shinier idea.

To be fair, finishing the Tipsy Fairy Tales series got in the way first, and I was stuck on Mean Spirit for a couple of years. Then came The Multiverse Blues and Trans Witch: College of Secrets, as well as my collab with Kat Bradbury and Red Tash, SPI Girls Kick Ass!

I finished Born this Fae at the end of 2022 and haven’t written a word of fiction since.

Until now.

I’m excited to revisit Ida and Duffy’s adventures, and so I have an announcement: I am writing this one as a serial, just like I did with The Multiverse Blues and Born This Fae (on my podcast and on the late Kindle Vella, respectively). This is writing without a tightrope; no take backsies or Wyld Stallyns trashcans out of nowhere by retroactive writing. It’s kinda terrifying, and kinda thrilling. But behind the curtain, I don’t do much retroactive writing; roleplaying gaming is too much in my blood to feel right about changing things that I’ve already established. Let the dice fall where they may!

Anyway. This is gonna be fun. The two main things this is going to have in common with the previous ideas I’ve had for the third book in the series are 1) It’s going to be a race to the west coast of the fragmented steampunk North America where Ida and Duffy live and 2) it was always going to have an airship on the cover. The second is already fulfilled, as you can see from the header to this post, thanks to my wonderful cover artist Summer Willhite! The rest, well, it’s a promise I’ve made to myself, and I’m making to you now.

I’m going to post the chapters one at a time, every couple of weeks, on Royal Road, and I’ll post about them here. The first chapter is written, though it needs a little touching up before I’m ready to share it with you. For now, I hope you’ll join Ida and Duffy and me in this wild trip!

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