Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run – Chapter One – Sister Trouble

Trans-Contiental: Cannon Belle Run by E. Chris Garrison Pictured: a stylized steampunk airship silhouette against a blue background with hexagonal clouds.

Here it is! The first chapter in my new novel, Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run! This is the third book in the Trans-Continental series, which can be read independently of Girl in the Gears and Mississippi Queen if you’re curious. This book is being written as a serial, published and collected on this site as I go. I’ll post the next chapter in a few days, though it’s already up on Royal Road, if you want to read ahead.

Note: Reality Check, Trans-Continental, and The Multiverse Blues all occur in the same multiverse, in that chronological order.

Chapter One – Sister Trouble

I have to write this all down, because no one will believe my story. It all started with a distressing telegram from my sister to me:

Father sent me, but I made other plans. Meet me at the levee in Ouiatnon at dusk three days hence. Set the table and make haste. Love, Mags

I put the telegraph message on the table, turning it around to show Duffy. She peered at it. “What’s this, Ida? A message from Maggie?”

The clatter of dishes and murmur of conversation surrounded our table in the Bourbon Street cafe. A trolley chugged by outside, leaving a wake of coal smoke.

Frowning, she looked up from the note and said, “Hmm. Cryptic. What d’you think she means by it?”

“I’m not certain. She’s in trouble if she’s defying our father. That bit about making haste sounds especially bad. It’s written as though she thinks it might be intercepted.”

In a low voice, Duffy said, “She’s workin’ for him now? And why Ouiatnon?”

I shook my head. “Maggie’s still a loyal citizen of the United States of Dixie. Mostly.” I sighed. “My guess is, she feels like she has no choice. I’m the black sheep for leaving home.”

Duffy’s eyes dropped from looking at me to stare at the dregs of her café au lait. “Yeah, no choice but to back that oppressive regime. She had absolutely no choice at all.”

A cold lump formed in my stomach. “Hey, Duffy, don’t be like that. Dixie’s awful, but not everyone who lives there is a monster.”

She rolled her eyes. “Sure. Charming folks like your ex.” She fluttered a hand in the air as she feigned a mocking Southern accent. “Evah so polite and delightful as she tried to kill us.”

“Damn it! Is that what you think of me? Did you forget that I used to be a soldier in their army?” Suddenly aware of a flush creeping up my cheeks, I adjusted my puff sleeves and fluffed my skirt.

She shook her head. “I didn’t forget. You used to be. But you left!”

“I deserted. Because I couldn’t pretend to be a man anymore.”

Her expression softened. “Look, Ida. You know I always got your back. But Dixie keeps pushing outward, their war machine gets bigger and nastier every year. Just ask the folks in Baltimore. Or Pittsburgh. Fort Arthur, even! They’re expandin’ and killin’ anyone who gets in the way. And not just army versus army, neither! Good folks dyin’ every day at the hands of good ole Dixie. I can’t—I won’t excuse it in the name of good manners, love.”

I sighed and ran a hand over my face, closing my eyes for a moment. “I know all that. You know I hate to see it. It’s hard to watch the country I grew up in become this greedy, military monster. I want to apologize every time I get a hard look from strangers who hear my accent. We do what we can, Duffy. Working for the Queen to keep the Free City free, right?”

Duffy took my hand in hers. “I’m not blamin’ you, personally, kid. But are we gonna stick our necks out to help one of them?”

I pulled my hand away. “Maggie isn’t ‘one of them’! I’m not asking you to come with me. And I thought you weren’t going to call me ‘kid’ anymore.”

I regretted my sharp tone. Duffy scooted her chair away from the table as though I’d slapped her. There was a catch in her voice as she said, “You’d go without me, love?”

I shrugged. “Even if Maggie weren’t my sister, even if I didn’t love her as much as I love you, she saved me. She saved us, when Father tried to force me back into the Dixie Army. I owe it to her. So I’m going whether you choose to join me or not.”

Duffy doffed her hat and wrung it with both hands, eyes downcast. “I’m sorry, Ida. I’ll go with you if you’ll have me. I’ll help Mags, but I won’t help Dixie, understand?”

Our eyes met, and I nodded. “I understand. Besides which, Queen Melony would banish us from the Free City of New Orleans for life if we did. We’ll go see what Maggie needs. Maybe she just wants asylum with us here in Nola?”

Duffy smiled and popped her bowler back onto her head full of dark curls. “I’d like that. I hope that’s all it is. Might explain the neutral territory, hey?”

“Maybe. We should be prepared for worse.”

“What, like a trap? Hey, d’you think maybe that message isn’t really from Mags?”

I shook my head. “It’s from her. As kids, we made up code words to get around our parents. If she’d mentioned her ‘gingham slippers’ it would be a warning that she’s lying to cover for something to tell me later. Or if she mentioned ‘wild animals’ it would mean I should lay low to avoid another beating. If she said, ‘come at once’, I’d know to do the opposite. Since she said to ‘set the table’, she’s telling me someone’s with her. I can only guess what ‘make haste’ means, but it sounds like something we’d do anyway.”

She grinned and touched the brim of her hat. “Always on the run, it’s our speciality!”

I made a dramatic flourish with my hand in response. “That’s us, Ida and Duffy! Famous friends, at your service! Now, how shall we get there? This says ‘three days’, and it says she sent it this morning; but her use of ‘hence’ is another code for ‘one less’, so she wants to meet in two days. We’ll need to get there fast, deep into the Democratic Republic of Chicago, and then make a quick getaway.”

Duffy held up a finger. “We’ll need to be inconspicuous, too. Can’t go in with an armored trackless engine or one of the Queen’s airships. Can you imagine flying to Ouiatnon through D.R.C. territory in the Whiskey Kiss? Even if they didn’t shoot us down, we’d announce our arrival for sure!”

“But we don’t have the time to borrow the Ada Lovelace to go underwater, and I don’t think the Ohio river is deep enough anyway—much less the Wabash.”

“What about taking the Clair de Lune?”

I laughed. “Sure, we’ll just talk the Queen into letting us borrow her personal zephyr ship! I have my doubts, particularly after we wrecked the Rook!”

Duffy’s sly smile warmed my insides. “Aw, we didn’t wreck the Rook! The Baron did that for us. Does Melony even know about that?”

I laughed. “Melony always knows somehow. Do you think Captain Levi could keep that story to himself? After all, that’s how we died!”

She snorted. “Yeah, I miss those days when we were dead. Least we knew Dixie wasn’t gunnin’ for us if they thought so anyway. Even if the spy network hasn’t gotten word back to Colonel Stillwell, d’you suppose June left us out of her report?”

I wish she hadn’t brought up my ex. I tried not to let my irritation show in my face. “Well, we did save her life, even after what she pulled on the Marie Curie.”

“You really think that holds water with someone like her? She’d sell us out in a heartbeat.”

I held up a hand. “I know. I know. There’s no way that Brigadier General Stillwell doesn’t know we’re alive. And that’s what I’m afraid of.”

Duffy whistled. “Your dad got promoted? Good for him. You think he’s using Maggie to get to you?”

I shook my head. “That might be what he ‘sent’ Maggie to do, but she knows what he’d do to me. Really, even he knows there’s no getting me back, unless he wants to throw me in a prison cell back home. Or have me shot to end his embarrassment. I don’t know what his game is, if he is involved.”

“We gotta believe he’s behind this, since Mags mentioned him. That’s gotta be one of your ‘codes’, hey? A warning about him?”

I nodded and sighed. “You’re right. So you’re the clever one, how are we borrowing the Clair de Lune?”

She touched the end of my nose with her finger. “Naw. You’re the brains of this duo. I’m just the hired muscle.” She posed as though she were a beefy weightlifter, her wonderful sly smile spoiling any illusion there might have been.

“Oh pooh. You’re far better at fast-talking and finding all the angles. What have we got on the Queen?”

“Well, we’ve got a mystery, and Melony’s curiouser than a cat. We’ll say it’s a spy mission to get intel on Dixie. And it might just be, at that!”

“Okay. You sell it to the Queen, and I’ll convince Captain Levi to take us.”

“Yeah, doubt you’ll have to twist his arm, he loves that little blimp. Its upgrades make the old Rook look like a carnival ride.”

“But it’s us. He’ll be wary, after what happened last time.” I made an arc with my finger from eye level downward and slapped the table with my hand. Smack!

Duffy scrunched her face together at the memory. “Tell him we promise we’ll try our best not to let that happen this time.”

“To be fair, he jumped out of a perfectly good blimp and left it in our hands. I’ll insist he stay at the helm! He’ll like that.”

“See you at the hangar in an hour, hey?”

I kissed her cheek. “Pack for a journey. I have a feeling this isn’t going to be a simple milk run.”

“You know it, ki—love!”

Chapter Two – Night Cruise

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New serial novel coming soon! Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run

Trans-Continental: Cannon Belle Run, a new serial novel, coming soon!

Nine years. NINE YEARS. It’s been almost a decade since I published Trans-Continental: Mississippi Queen. Eleven years since I wrote Trans-Continental: Girl in the Gears. I’ve wanted to do this book all that time. I have made several outlines, had several brainstorming sessions, and even had a false start with a first chapter a few years ago. All ended up fizzling out, or being eclipsed by a newer, shinier idea.

To be fair, finishing the Tipsy Fairy Tales series got in the way first, and I was stuck on Mean Spirit for a couple of years. Then came The Multiverse Blues and Trans Witch: College of Secrets, as well as my collab with Kat Bradbury and Red Tash, SPI Girls Kick Ass!

I finished Born this Fae at the end of 2022 and haven’t written a word of fiction since.

Until now.

I’m excited to revisit Ida and Duffy’s adventures, and so I have an announcement: I am writing this one as a serial, just like I did with The Multiverse Blues and Born This Fae (on my podcast and on the late Kindle Vella, respectively). This is writing without a tightrope; no take backsies or Wyld Stallyns trashcans out of nowhere by retroactive writing. It’s kinda terrifying, and kinda thrilling. But behind the curtain, I don’t do much retroactive writing; roleplaying gaming is too much in my blood to feel right about changing things that I’ve already established. Let the dice fall where they may!

Anyway. This is gonna be fun. The two main things this is going to have in common with the previous ideas I’ve had for the third book in the series are 1) It’s going to be a race to the west coast of the fragmented steampunk North America where Ida and Duffy live and 2) it was always going to have an airship on the cover. The second is already fulfilled, as you can see from the header to this post, thanks to my wonderful cover artist Summer Willhite! The rest, well, it’s a promise I’ve made to myself, and I’m making to you now.

I’m going to post the chapters one at a time, every couple of weeks, on Royal Road, and I’ll post about them here. The first chapter is written, though it needs a little touching up before I’m ready to share it with you. For now, I hope you’ll join Ida and Duffy and me in this wild trip!

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Download Your Free Copy of Born This Fae Before March 3rd

FREE KINDLE BOOK: Until March 3rd, my queer urban fantasy novel, Born This Fae, is *free* in Kindle format!

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Alien Beer Podcast Audio Files Free For You!

Since my Podbean hosting runs out in February 2025, I have copied the content of my Alien Beer Podcast to Spotify. For those who don’t want to use Spotify, and want to download the individual MP3 files, I’ve made an online archive:

Alien Beer and Other Stories – The full short story collection and some extras.

The Multiverse Blues – The full serial/novel as originally podcasted.

Rosedale Pub – The episodic interdimensional miniseries, not published as text anywhere else.

Please feel free to download and enjoy as you wish, for non-commercial personal use.

Spotify RSS https://anchor.fm/s/f0325d34/podcast/rss

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Born This Fae Audiobook: A Thrilling LGBTQ+ Urban Fantasy Adventure

At long last, my queer urban fantasy novel, Born This Fae is out in Audiobook format on Audible! Narrated by the very talented Emily Gibbons Bouchard, my book comes alive with her wonderful voice characterizations! If you like audiobooks, I hope you’ll pick up a copy and give it a listen!

An adventure where destiny ignites, and ordinary lives transform forever


Welcome to Becca’s Book Cellar! Here, the QUILTBAG book club, a group of LGBTQ+ friends, discovers their latent fae blood has bestowed them with extraordinary powers. As they grapple with how to control their newfound abilities, a sinister and mysterious force emerges from the paranormal underworld beyond dreams and nightmares. Is this a coincidence, or is there a connection between their new abilities and the emerging threat?

Seeking out others touched by the fae, Bianca, Perri, Grace, Becca, Caleb, and Skyler embark on a perilous journey into the hidden fae underworld. Can the QUILTBAG book club discover what’s behind the rise in supernatural power, and stop the powerful creature that threatens to destroy existence as we know it?

Following the Road Ghosts and the Tipsy Fairy Tales trilogies, this thrilling installment unveils ancient secrets, mythical creatures, and a celebration of diverse love and resilience.

EBook format:

Amazon Kindle

Print Format:

Amazon Paperback

Audiobook:

Audible

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New Game: Thank You For Being a Fiend!

Sophia recently returned to live at the dreaded Shady Pines Retirement Home. But what’s this? Someone’s dead! And Sophia’s implicated! Can the Girls clear her of suspicion by finding the real killer in time? Will Dorothy forgive herself for putting her ma in this inhumane ‘prison’? Will Blanche find someone to flirt with, even amid the chaos? Was that something unnatural, lurking in the shadows, or does Rose need to up her meds?

I wrote this! “Thank You For Being a Fiend!” is a mystery supplement for the Brindlewood Bay roleplaying game. It is written to be a Complexity 6 mystery, as a one shot that may be completed within a 4 hour time slot.

Grab a copy (for free, but donations are appreciated!) at my itch.io site:

https://echrisindy.itch.io/thank-you-for-being-a-fiend

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Free Trans Witch July 6-10!

I thought it might be good to give away one of my LGBTQ+ novels for free while it’s not been banned by Project 2025. Support trans / queer authors while you can!

Trans Witch: College of Secrets will be free from Saturday, July 6th through Wednesday, July 10th, so be sure to download your copy and give it a read!

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The Road So Far… The Making of the Road Ghosts Series 

Road Ghosts Omnibus Edition

[Note: This originally appeared in the now-defunct “Beauty In Ruins” blog in 2017. I’m posting it here to keep it from being lost]

Road Ghosts is a trilogy of urban fantasy books (and a short story) that has both supernatural horror and comedic elements. It’s an organically-grown set of stories, that is, they weren’t planned out far in advance. Like fractals in math, and grown crystals, my stories grow from a seed to become more complex as they go along. I’d like to share how the series came about, and how it grew from small ideas to bigger ones. 

It wasn’t meant to be horror. Maybe it still isn’t. The initial thought I had about the first book, Four ’til Late, was that it was going to be a “haunted road trip”. Why? Well, as I’ve mentioned elsewhere, my writerly uncle Chuck had passed away in October 2007, and in my grief, I wanted to write a book to honor him. He and I used to take all kinds of fun road trips together; we went to Memphis, Daytona Beach, Atlanta, and even New Orleans together over the years. The character “Uncle Gonzo” is pretty close to what Chuck was like, rough on the surface, but caring and intellectual underneath. Me being me, I wanted a fantastic element to the story, and since my wife and I had been a part of an amateur ghost hunting group for a few years, I thought I’d spice the story up by making the road trip haunted. 

So sure, it has ghosts and demonic possession, suspense and deadly danger, but it was meant to be urban fantasy, not horror. Which is why I often call it “Scooby Doo for grownups”. I mean, the characters do go around in a minivan, chasing or being chased by supernatural monsters, right? 

That first book was meant to be one that stood on its own, because at the time, I couldn’t imagine writing more than one novel. That first time felt like one of my biggest accomplishments to date, and the thought of doing it again, and again, and many times more, just didn’t occur to me. So there was no master plan for the Road Ghosts trilogy at that time. Once I finished Four ’til Late, I was pleased with what I’d done, and got much encouragement from my critique group (even if that first draft taught me that I had a LOT to learn).  

And then, over the following summer, I had a dream, starring Brett and Lizzie, two of the main characters of Four ’til Late. I woke up laughing, because that particular dream had a punchline. I hurriedly scribbled down everything I could remember before it faded. In the dream, Brett and Lizzie find a feral preteen girl out in the woods who was feasting on roadkill. They soon realized that the girl wasn’t really human anymore, and was actually a ghoul. Brett and Lizzie argued about what to do with her, but eventually Lizzie won out and they took her home. Since she could only subsist on rotting meat, Lizzie figured out a solution: they would take the little ghoul to a nearby McDonald’s dumpster every night. My first intent was to write a short story based on that dream, but it didn’t quite work. I kept thinking there needed to be more than just that story. Eventually it became clear to me that this was another novel, begging to be written, and Sinking Down was born, and that dream became the first couple of chapters of the book. The overall plot was the reverse of the first book; instead of running away from supernatural monsters, they had to save one from unscrupulous humans. 

Me and the Devil was the final novel in the series, and if you asked me at the time, I’d have told you that it didn’t feel right not having a third book to make a trilogy. But the more I thought about it, I realized I’d  left things pretty unravelled at the end of Sinking Down, loose ends nagged at me to be knit together and unfinished plots resolved. It was clear that the main character, Brett, was a quite flawed human being, whose personal issues had driven much of the other books’ plots as much as any external threats had. This was the book where he had to confront those figurative inner demons in a more literal way.  

Secret: All of these novels were written before my [former publisher] offered to publish them. This gave me a wonderful opportunity to revisit the books as a set as I worked with Joshua Leet, my editor. Josh has a great sense for overarching plots and character development, and his insights helped me put more emphasis on the things that tied the books together, creating a more solid series than I’d had before. So while I didn’t start out with an overarching structure for the books, the editing process helped find and highlight the structure that had grown with the stories. 

The Road Ghosts Omnibus also includes a short story, “Spectral Delivery” which fits somewhere between the second and third books. It’s different than the other stories in that it’s not from Brett’s point of view. Instead, it’s told by Enid, a coworker of Brett’s at King’s Pizza. The story follows Enid and Brett on some rather haunted pizza delivery runs on Valentine’s Day night. 

The idea of the story was to have an easy introduction to the world of the Road Ghosts from an outside point of view, a sampler of sorts. I ended up having a lot of fun telling a Road Ghosts story from a very different angle like this, and very much enjoyed Enid’s wry sense of humor about the strange events she’s drawn into as the story goes along. 

Whether it comes off as horror, urban fantasy, or something else, the Road Ghosts series is definitely its own thing, grown from the idea of “a haunted road trip” into a world full of characters, monsters, and a side of humor. 

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Alien Beer Podcast Moved to Spotify!

Between February 2020 and September 2021, I recorded 67 episodes of the Alien Beer Podcast. In those episodes, I read all of the stories in my Alien Beer and Other Stories collection, and I also created a serial-turned-book called The Multiverse Blues, the Rosedale Pub stories, and more.

It didn’t make sense to keep paying for hosting for the podcast, since I wasn’t adding more episodes, but I wanted the content to continue to be available for those who want to listen to it, so I moved it to Spotify. I’ve included links below.

If you haven’t listened to me reading my science fiction and fantasy stories, or it’s been awhile, I hope you’ll check Alien Beer out in its new podcast home!

Spotify: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alienbeerpod

Spotify RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f0325d34/podcast/rss

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Born This Fae is now in paperback!

Born This Fae book cover, linking to paperback on Amazon

Come and get it! If you’re one of those folks who said you were waiting for a REAL book, this post is for you!

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