Lee Majors? Santa kicking Martian butt? A possessed Teddy Bear? What’s going on here? To find out, you have to read Nicole Cushing’s hilarious take on some major speculative fiction holiday failures she calls “Lumps of Coal”.

Hint hint: it’s in this book:

http://www.amazon.com/Gifts-Magi-Speculative-Holiday-Collection-ebook/dp/B00P042IQ0